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11-01-2009, 01:41 PM | #1 | ||
carefactor zero
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Location: s/e melbourne
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With everyone spending more time than usual over the xmas break with family & in-laws there must be a few new quotations going around
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. My mother in law has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe My little brother is a cone short of an icecream He's a sandwich short of a picnic My sister is so fat ..... more quote and sayings please |
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11-01-2009, 04:10 PM | #2 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Rockingham
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Doesn't know sh it from clay at two bites
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11-01-2009, 04:12 PM | #3 | ||
The Vengeful One
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Tazzy
Posts: 12,765
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He's as bright as a ****ed on candle!
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11-01-2009, 04:14 PM | #4 | ||||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 1,082
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It aint worth a pinch of goat !
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11-01-2009, 09:40 PM | #5 | ||
Getahaircutandgetarealjob
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Newcastle area, NSW
Posts: 123
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His nickname is Sidchrome 'cos he's such a tool
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Te pilos recidene volo et opus solidus capere : |
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13-01-2009, 01:04 PM | #6 | ||
Peter Car
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: geelong
Posts: 23,145
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Marriage is the number 1 cause of divorce.
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13-01-2009, 01:30 PM | #7 | ||
Have Boost, will use it..
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Brisbane
Posts: 4,056
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"I don't have enough alcohol in me to get through the day" - this was the quote on Christmas day around 2pm.
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13-01-2009, 01:33 PM | #8 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Hunter Valley
Posts: 3,184
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they call me "snickers" cause i really satisfy
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03 BA Pursuit Blue Power Racing Developments (03) 93053000 Ray Prescott Auto (02) 49902488
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13-01-2009, 01:48 PM | #9 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Salamander Bay
Posts: 5,427
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the ultimate penalty for bigamy is 2 mothers in law
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Everyone starts off with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the experience bag before the luck bag is empty. "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Start a new career as a bus driver Rides: FG2 XR6 stock at this stage but a very nice ride xc 4 DOOR X CHASER 5.8 UNDER RESTO |
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