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24-09-2011, 10:55 AM | #1 | ||
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From Craigslist in the good old USA:
http://huntsville.craigslist.org/ele/2609351847.html Text, in case it gets pulled... I have a functioning time machine (i know it sounds really unbelievable) but i cant use it bec i need a second person to operate it with me.. I am looking for someone that is adventurous and very reliable. prefer a male; but i could use a female if you do heavy lifting.. I am leaving on September 25 around 10 a.m. and return no later than Sept. 30 im going to october 1991 to take care of some unsettled business.. i need you to be serious about time travel, and reliable, so we will definately make it back home. i cant operate the machine alone.. you do not have to pay anything at all. the only requirements are that you are under 250lbs and the circumferance of your head is under 64cm.. we will be leaving from Decatur at my house, let me know if you would like to go with me.
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24-09-2011, 11:36 AM | #2 | ||
let it burn
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Surely the departure time is unimportant with a time machine.
Less far fetched than it appears, apparently scientists have discovered neutrinos traveling at 60 nanoseconds faster than the speed of light. Either that, or they forgot to carry the 1. http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/...7KM3UU20110922 |
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24-09-2011, 11:57 AM | #3 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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it would have sounded better if he put " I am leaving on September 25 around 10 a.m. and return no later than Sept. 20" he should have given his location as Gallifrey
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24-09-2011, 12:08 PM | #4 | ||
FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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no longer smoke pot.... time travel no longer relevant..... man......
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24-09-2011, 12:09 PM | #5 | ||
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Id go, but I wanna go back to 1972 and most likely stay there.
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24-09-2011, 12:17 PM | #6 | ||
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Phone Booth, the only way to time travel...
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24-09-2011, 12:29 PM | #7 | |||
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24-09-2011, 12:35 PM | #8 | ||
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he can't be a time lord after all the prefer female companions just look at the doctors companions.
Nyssa of Traken was my favourite That scene after she was cured in Teminus whould get any red blooded male going ;)
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24-09-2011, 12:41 PM | #9 | ||
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it's a new show called , lets find the most gullible person in the world . STARRING ??????
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24-09-2011, 01:30 PM | #10 | ||
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Id go if there was a Delorean involved.
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24-09-2011, 02:22 PM | #11 | ||
Tickford 220kw Windsor...
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GREAT SCOTT!!!!!
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