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26-06-2011, 10:22 PM
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Remember back when Ted came out with the classic saying "The kingswood!! Your not taking the kingswood. I just Mr. Sheened the brake pedal"
I have forgotten the best of them but was thinking about how they would convert over to todays terms. "The hyundai!! Your not taking the hyundai. I just clay-barred the inside of the CAI" What others exclamations would Ted be proud of today?
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Merging lanes- Cos its "rare sense". Used to be common, but not anymore Cleaning wheelie bins- Cats are good too. Fill to about 20cm with water, add soap and cat. Hold lid firmly closed for two minutes. Be sure to stand well clear when releasing cat. All Whirlpool gold. |
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26-06-2011, 10:34 PM
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FG GT 5.4 w/ additions!
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LOL, Pickle me grandmother!
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26-06-2011, 10:39 PM
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Unintended Perfectionist
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I just silvoed the muffler
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26-06-2011, 10:42 PM
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Awesome
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A Ted Bullpit saying for 2011...
I just Mother'd the hubcaps? 
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26-06-2011, 10:50 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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I've just shampood the towbar.
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igodabigblackshinycar and I relented and allowed a BMW into the garage. 
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26-06-2011, 10:51 PM
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You wanna do what??
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The Ghia!!! Your not taking the Ghia. I just updated the Integrated Sat Nav.
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Merging lanes- Cos its "rare sense". Used to be common, but not anymore Cleaning wheelie bins- Cats are good too. Fill to about 20cm with water, add soap and cat. Hold lid firmly closed for two minutes. Be sure to stand well clear when releasing cat. All Whirlpool gold. |
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26-06-2011, 10:58 PM
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FG GT 5.4 w/ additions!
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The VE??? You're not taking the VE - I just boot polished the bridgestones!
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26-06-2011, 11:04 PM
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yes i know it's home brew, but you still gotta leave your money on the fridge wog!!
someone should blow harold srubie up..
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I don't often hear the sound of a screaming LSX. But when I do, So do the neighbours.. GO SOUTHS
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26-06-2011, 11:06 PM
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Cobblers!
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A Volkswagen? That's a two story Victa. Bloody Stupid Germans forgot to put the blades on it. And almost forgot to put the engines in them. Had to shove them in the boot as they shoved 'em out the factory door.
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Ego BFII Ghia Titanium Silver E53 X5 4.4i Gunmetal EF XR6. Now retired from active duty. Roses are red. Violets are blue. OS X rocks. Homage to you. |
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26-06-2011, 11:15 PM
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Solution Was Boost 4?, 6 & 8
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Leave your money on the fridge
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AUTOTECH TUNED EDELEBROCK CHARGED 2017 GT Mustang Plenty of RWKW |
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26-06-2011, 11:21 PM
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Non-Automotive Related!!!!! Well cover me in HRT caps and throw me to the bogans
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Merging lanes- Cos its "rare sense". Used to be common, but not anymore Cleaning wheelie bins- Cats are good too. Fill to about 20cm with water, add soap and cat. Hold lid firmly closed for two minutes. Be sure to stand well clear when releasing cat. All Whirlpool gold. |
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27-06-2011, 12:52 AM
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Tickford 220kw Windsor...
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What would Bruno be driving today?? No Wog chariots (Purple Valiants) made any more..?? Anyone??
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1972 Falcon XY GT 351 Clevo 4V Big Port, 4 Speed Top Loader Manual, Ice Blue.... 2002 Tickford AU Series III XR8 220kw Windsor, 5 Speed Manual, Liquid Silver... __________________ AU Tickford Facebook fan page.. https://www.facebook.com/#!/home.php...25060040851023
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27-06-2011, 01:41 AM
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let it burn
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27-06-2011, 01:54 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Better paint `nevile` white , To be p/c these days
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27-06-2011, 04:26 AM
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Saving for a Jet Car
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Ted Bullpit: "At least the phone's not on strike, its working its ring off"
Today's equivalent: "At least the websites not on strike, its working its HTML off!"
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27-06-2011, 05:48 AM
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The kingswood!? Your not taking the kingswood, I just put new air in the tyres...!
One of the most politically incorrect shows on aussie tv... and as a "bloody wog" it was very entertaining! I think aussie tv in the 70s and 80s was a lot more entertaining then it it now.
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27-06-2011, 05:53 AM
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27-06-2011, 06:56 AM
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"that's why nuns drive toranas" was in response to something, cant remember.
Did he ever put Fords down like the Valiant, Datsun or VW? |
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27-06-2011, 08:57 AM
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The I30!!! Your not taking the I30. I just greased the hinges on the 60/40 rear-fold seats.
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Merging lanes- Cos its "rare sense". Used to be common, but not anymore Cleaning wheelie bins- Cats are good too. Fill to about 20cm with water, add soap and cat. Hold lid firmly closed for two minutes. Be sure to stand well clear when releasing cat. All Whirlpool gold. |
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27-06-2011, 11:15 AM
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Not the prius, I just microfibred the batteries.
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BA-FG parts for sale. http://fordforums.com.au/showthread.php?t=11411117 http://s1092.photobucket.com/user/my...?sort=3&page=1 The XR re-erection in the works http://www.fordforums.com.au/showthread.php?t=11386452 |
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27-06-2011, 11:52 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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"I win, you lose, and I'm the king of the castle"
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Everyone starts off with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the experience bag before the luck bag is empty. "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." Start a new career as a bus driver Rides: FG2 XR6 stock at this stage but a very nice ride xc 4 DOOR X CHASER 5.8 UNDER RESTO |
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27-06-2011, 01:43 PM
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Tickford 220kw Windsor...
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Thats what I thought too, Thelma stacked and wrote off her Datsun, and brother Bobby sold them at a dodgy dealership.. Dont remember Bruno having one..
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1972 Falcon XY GT 351 Clevo 4V Big Port, 4 Speed Top Loader Manual, Ice Blue.... 2002 Tickford AU Series III XR8 220kw Windsor, 5 Speed Manual, Liquid Silver... __________________ AU Tickford Facebook fan page.. https://www.facebook.com/#!/home.php...25060040851023
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27-06-2011, 04:07 PM
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Not the Kingswood, I just glad wrapped the number plates!
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2015 FG-X XR6 Turbo Ute Silhouette. ZF. Single hump hard lid. XR8 Bonnet Colour coded mirrors. Tint. Reverse camera. K&N. More down the track... |
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27-06-2011, 04:16 PM
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let it burn
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Theres a heap of them on youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQS_bgZPHgQ lol, monopoly money http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1nyT...eature=related |
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27-06-2011, 05:04 PM
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27-06-2011, 05:10 PM
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Pickle me grandmother....blah blah..can't remember the rest lol
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FULL X-FORCE STAINLESS EXHAUST,HERROD HP CAMS,YELLA TERRA PLENUM, GT 500 TWIN 60MM THROTTLE BODY,GT AIRBOX,K&N FILTER,ZF TUNE,CUSTOM TUNE,8" BOSTON ACCOUSTIC SUB,SONY AMP,AUTO METER D-PIC GAUGE,INNOVATE WIDEBAND AFR GAUGE,CUSTOM GAUGE HOLDER FROM STAV AT STINGRAY, KINGS SUPER LOWS,20 x 8 FPV DARK ARGENT REPLICA'S,BLACK TINT,CUSTOM MATT BLACK DECALS 2009 TWEEKD FG XR8 IN SILHOUETTE all mods done by Walter Markham from Oztek Performance
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27-06-2011, 05:31 PM
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"i,ve just shampooed the mud flaps!!" "i,ve just polished the dip stick!!" |
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27-06-2011, 05:36 PM
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The Skyline!!! Your not taking the Skyline. I just colour-coded the centre console and tyre valve caps.
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Merging lanes- Cos its "rare sense". Used to be common, but not anymore Cleaning wheelie bins- Cats are good too. Fill to about 20cm with water, add soap and cat. Hold lid firmly closed for two minutes. Be sure to stand well clear when releasing cat. All Whirlpool gold. |
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27-06-2011, 06:15 PM
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KillerXR8
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somebody should blow thos kids up
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FULL X-FORCE STAINLESS EXHAUST,HERROD HP CAMS,YELLA TERRA PLENUM, GT 500 TWIN 60MM THROTTLE BODY,GT AIRBOX,K&N FILTER,ZF TUNE,CUSTOM TUNE,8" BOSTON ACCOUSTIC SUB,SONY AMP,AUTO METER D-PIC GAUGE,INNOVATE WIDEBAND AFR GAUGE,CUSTOM GAUGE HOLDER FROM STAV AT STINGRAY, KINGS SUPER LOWS,20 x 8 FPV DARK ARGENT REPLICA'S,BLACK TINT,CUSTOM MATT BLACK DECALS 2009 TWEEKD FG XR8 IN SILHOUETTE all mods done by Walter Markham from Oztek Performance
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