OT Kids

[Dodge]

off topic but its funny
My daughter is 2 yrs old in 2 days, the last week she has been saying the F word clear as and we are shocked to hear it, so we have been busy trying to work out what F word is related to, well today we were in the car next to a truck and she said F#@k daddy F@#k ,,, thank god we worked out what she was saying and now trying to make the T word instead of F.... anyone got any pointers for when we do slip one out infront of the kids?

[fairmont1998]

Don't you love how they slip out a four letter word at the times when it's most embarrasing... like in front of your mother in law...
My 3 year old has stopped saying them now, he has learnt they are "naughty words" and he shouldn't say them. He also takes great pleasure in telling me off if I let one slip when he's around. Pretty funny getting put in your place by a toddler.

[tickford2001]

Substitute words work wonders...like FRUIT, FOOL, FAR OUT, FUDGE, FART, FAR AWAY,FRIG
It takes alot of control to revert over to the other side, good luck :hihi:

[merlin]

lol apparently thats exactly what I used to call trucks when i was 2!

hey daddy look at that big f#ck!

[Kryton]

apparently when i was very little, we had stopped at a servo to fuel up and use the dunnies and i had always been taught to wash my hands afterwards. anyway leaving the dunnies i said to my gran "that dirty man didnt wash his hands", and of course the man was well within ear shot.
gotta love kids!!!

[Filthy GT-P]

When our eldest now 10 said the F word for the first time my wife was so shocked that she asked her what she said.

So she said F... again

Needless to say we have never made that mistake again.


Steven

[AdzT3-146]

Originally Posted by merlin

lol apparently thats exactly what I used to call trucks when i was 2!

hey daddy look at that big f#ck!

Haha that's a ****er.

[Yummy Mummy]

Kooky and I were going to the supermarket the other night when our 4 year old kooky kid asked if he could come along. As a joke, I said "no, Stay home on your own, sit on the couch drink beer and watch porn....that's what daddy would love to do."

Needless to say we took kooky kid to the supermarket, and whilst walking down an aisle kooky kid pipes up in a loud voice, "Daddy, I want porn..."

[bindi]

There's not much you can do I'm afraid other than sitting down with her and saying "Yes that's a TRUCK" and enunciate as best you can

I have a friend who's the director of a child care centre and she says it's very common, so don't fret! It's a phase, cos tr is harder to say than f. Thankfully my kids used to say Tuck lol perhaps you can convince her to at least say T instead of F!!!

Now my older two kids swear, just like their mum, but they keep it in check around us old fogies. I know they swear at school like we all did so it's not such a big thing. I'm no ogre

It's hard to explain that it's something that grown ups do and not kids (swearing I mean)... but there are lots of things like that that you have to explain so they do get the hang of it. As soon as school starts, they hear "naughty words" all the time :nutsycuck

Hehehehe ain't parenting FUN!!!

[M14A-Mclaren]

One thing thats ****ed me off today is the little girl and her friends that live behind me. Her friends rock up brings and go on the trampoline for 10 minutes and everytime they bounce they let out a scream, like they are scared everytime they bounce. I'm like ffs, you've been bouncing on the trampoline for 5 minutes already and you do it every day you'd think you wouldnt be scared anymore.



Sorry, wanted to get it off my chest, and it kinda is on topic.

[Dodge]

thats funny i think i met her mum

[champsky]

Originally Posted by Mrs kooky

Kooky and I were going to the supermarket the other night when our 4 year old kooky kid asked if he could come along. As a joke, I said "no, Stay home on your own, sit on the couch drink beer and watch porn....that's what daddy would love to do."

Needless to say we took kooky kid to the supermarket, and whilst walking down an aisle kooky kid pipes up in a loud voice, "Daddy, I want porn..."

: wouldve paid to see that lol

[klawsterfobik]

Originally Posted by Dodge

thats funny i think i met her mum

LMAO... id say more, but family forum and all

[LuvinmyEB]

I took my son to the airport to pick up my parents when they were coming back from Queensland (he was about 18 months at the time). I thought that he'd get a kick out of seeing all the planes up close. There was a mother with her two perfect daughters in their matching pink outfits, shiny shoes, perfect hair, on the other side was a bikie clad in leather, huge rings on every finger and the long hair and beard.

As soon as the plane came around to the terminal and it was in full view Kyle let out an "Oh F***!" at the top of his voice.

Well I went bright red and wished the ground would open up and swallow me, the mother with the two perfect daughters gave me a filthy look and the bikie cracked up so hard I'm glad he was already sitting on the ground. My sister was trying to stifle her laughter. I don't think I have ever been so embarassed. :

As funny as it sounds when it comes out of there mouths and as shocked as you may be, my advice is to just ignore it.

The more you say don't say F***, or that's a bad word, the more you're going to hear it. If you ignore it, it'll go away. Well it worked for me (eventually). :voldar02:

Daddy I want porn...

Oh now that is a classic!!

[Hawk]

When I was living with my Sister, Brother-in-law and new niece a year ago before she was talking (my niece that is :P) we made sure we didn't want to swear in front of her to make one of her first words a swear word. Therefore, everytime we went to swear we would say APPLE. Truth be told, I don't know why we used the word apple, but it worked. Suffice to say that one of her first words was apple....but saying that in Church is better than S**t!

[deesun]

I too have one of those stories, was driving along with my brother-in law and not quite 2 year old nephew when all of a sudden with no warning nephew starts saying F**k it F**k it F**k it about ten times brother-in-law and I just cracked up : : :

[mick.wheelz]

Daddy, I want porn...

now that is some sig worthy material

[Dodge]

my old asian girlfriend use to call falcon GL ooohh fu@ken gl

[Cobra]

Originally Posted by Dodge

my old asian girlfriend use to call falcon GL ooohh fu@ken gl

LMAO!!!!! I could just picture that!