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Old 05-01-2006, 02:34 PM   #1
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Default 5 Secrets to a Perfect Relationship

FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP

1.Its important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans and has a job

2.Its important to have a woman who can make you laugh

3.Its important to have a woman who you can trust and doesn't lie

4.Its important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes to be with you



5. Its VERY VERY important that these 4 women don't know eachother!

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Old 05-01-2006, 02:46 PM   #2
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Bwahaahaaahaa gold.
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Old 05-01-2006, 09:23 PM   #3
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Very good. Been doing the SMS rounds for a while.
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Old 05-01-2006, 09:45 PM   #4
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Oh Dear so VERY old!
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Old 05-01-2006, 10:01 PM   #5
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Old 06-01-2006, 12:16 AM   #6
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