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05-01-2006, 09:29 PM
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LIFELONG DJR SUPPORTER
Join Date: Apr 2005
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A thread by Some bloke with a holden name has promted me to start this thread.
What great one liners have you got on the text, I'll start. "Do you remember that time on the train? I stuck my Asre out the window, and you stuck your head out the window, and people thought we were twins"! What You got?
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05-01-2006, 09:36 PM
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Lucifer's Angel
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Sydney
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I have a great one, but I'm not looking for a holiday, so I'm not posting it.
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 SINISTER BA XR6 Blueprint, manual, 4490's, Redback 2.5" dual exhaust, BA Typhoon rims, tint, fog light covers, BF tailights, blue illuminated window switches, Ghia bootlid carpet, lower grille, FPV door spears, steering wheel & interior bits, XR6T + F6 intake, K&N filter, Typhoon spoiler, tuned, sway bars, custom angel eyes & plates..YUM!
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05-01-2006, 09:50 PM
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AFF's 1st DM.......
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Wha???... There is only 2 states 2 be in.. WA or Drunk..
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whats ya mobile # n ill send it to ya ahahahahaha.
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FORD GIVING POWER TO THE PEOPLE Alloy headed 347ci EDXR8 13.21 @107.7mph Quote:
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05-01-2006, 09:51 PM
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Cobblers!
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Shire, NSW
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Ego BFII Ghia Titanium Silver E53 X5 4.4i Gunmetal EF XR6. Now retired from active duty. Roses are red. Violets are blue. OS X rocks. Homage to you. |
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05-01-2006, 09:51 PM
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Formerly au^ute
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: VIC
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too inappropriate to post
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05-01-2006, 10:11 PM
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LIFELONG DJR SUPPORTER
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: CENTRAL QUEENSLAND
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Now now, Don't be bashfull!
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05-01-2006, 10:15 PM
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Bolt Nerd
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Ojochal, Costa Rica (Pura Vida!)
Posts: 14,905
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I have a few...
Pacific cruise ship sinks with only 3 survivers, Dave, Darren & Daisy. They swimto a small island and live therefor a couple of years doing what comes naturally. ButDaisy feels so bad about having sex with both Dave & Darren, she kills herself.. Sad for Dave & Darren, but they get over it and again nature takes it's course. After a couple more years the lads feel really bad about what they are doing..... So they bury her! Another... Nun gets on a train. skinhead in front of her eating prawns, he starts spitting the heads at her. she grabs the prawns & throws them out the window & pulls emergency cord. Skinhead says.. you'll get find $50 for that you stupid ****. Nun replies,when I cry rape and they smell your fingers, you'll get 10 years you **** One more.. A little girl goes into a barbers shop & stands beside the chair eating a cake, Barber says.. You gunna get hair on your muffin,, little girl says,, Yep, gunna get boobs too!
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05-01-2006, 10:26 PM
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Lucifer's Angel
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Sydney
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SINISTER BA XR6 Blueprint, manual, 4490's, Redback 2.5" dual exhaust, BA Typhoon rims, tint, fog light covers, BF tailights, blue illuminated window switches, Ghia bootlid carpet, lower grille, FPV door spears, steering wheel & interior bits, XR6T + F6 intake, K&N filter, Typhoon spoiler, tuned, sway bars, custom angel eyes & plates..YUM!
If there's one thing guys in Holdens hate more than being beaten by a Ford... It's being beaten by a girl driving a Ford |
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05-01-2006, 10:44 PM
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Back where I belong
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Mexico - Victoria
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I got one from a mate.. Hey I need you to come down to Knox Police Station, I have been arrested for being the ugliest **** in the world, and I need you to come to prove them wrong.... Also had plenty that would get me a holiday.....
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05-01-2006, 10:50 PM
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Lucifer's Angel
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Sydney
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I had a few variations on the same theme sent to me years ago...
*insert service provider here* regrets to inform you, your birth was an accident, please report to your nearest vet to be put down. *insert service provider here* regrets to advise that you were switched at birth, please report to your closest zoo to find your real parents"
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SINISTER BA XR6 Blueprint, manual, 4490's, Redback 2.5" dual exhaust, BA Typhoon rims, tint, fog light covers, BF tailights, blue illuminated window switches, Ghia bootlid carpet, lower grille, FPV door spears, steering wheel & interior bits, XR6T + F6 intake, K&N filter, Typhoon spoiler, tuned, sway bars, custom angel eyes & plates..YUM!
If there's one thing guys in Holdens hate more than being beaten by a Ford... It's being beaten by a girl driving a Ford |
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05-01-2006, 11:17 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Cazza Dee
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Billy walked into the guinness book of records claining that he had the smallest ИИИИ alive, he walked out yellin gwho the f!@# is MNM96?
There you go boys how is that one? Shaun
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06-01-2006, 12:06 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Oakleigh
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this rabbit gets out of a cigereet factory after years of animal testing, on his way out, he sees this other rabbit, he says to the other rabbit " my god iv been in this cigerett factory for years, im finaly out" the other one replyd " you must be hungry , come wit me", so there bouncin along all these felds and sees fields of carrots, but says, "na, dont feel like carrots really" so they skip along to the next field thats growing letece, and says " na, not really after that ethir" so the other one says " what do u want then?" and the other one replys "is there a shop around here, im dyin for a smoke"
this was off my old 3315 or whateva it was, i had a few oth them, but i chucked that away as soon as i saw colour and polys lol |
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06-01-2006, 08:32 AM
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LIFELONG DJR SUPPORTER
Join Date: Apr 2005
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06-01-2006, 08:35 AM
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LIFELONG DJR SUPPORTER
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: CENTRAL QUEENSLAND
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If your partner has put on a little too much weight, get them to walk 2 miles in the morning and 2 miles in the evening. By the end of the week the fat ar$$es will be 28 miles away!
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06-01-2006, 09:05 AM
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It's Cat huntin season...
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Wagga Wagga
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Remember when you were a little boy and you use to blow bubbles in the bath? Will bubble is out of gaol and want to catch up
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A 16yr old girl sits on Santa's knee, "What do you want for christmas?" Santa asks. The girl replies "Hair on my p******". "How about a white beard" says Santa.
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XRB055 - Black BA MkII XR8 Ute. 6 Speed manual, Leather seats, hard lid. To do list - Cat back exhaust, new wheels, new shock and front sway bar, and whatever else seems like a good idea Old Ride XR40RD - Phantom BA XR6 160 rear wheel killer wasps - Pacemakers - 3" HiFlo Cat - 2.5 Redback exhaust - 18" Speedy Graphite Rims - Dumped on King Superlows - Standard ICC with iPod cradle, 5x7" Boston Acoustics, 12 Alpine sub powered by 4 channel Alpine amp |
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06-01-2006, 10:01 AM
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Back where I belong
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Mexico - Victoria
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