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04-05-2006, 09:48 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Glen Waverley, Vic
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I know a bloke with a Sylvia featuring a 'sponsored by Centrelink' sticker on the rear windscreen, using their offical logo and colours. You may have to think about that one. I could imagine some hard-working soul being a little annoyed when they saw it.  ing_sm
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04-05-2006, 10:16 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Northside Brisbane
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i hate the political ones
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04-05-2006, 10:19 AM
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Irregular Member
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Glen Waverley, Vic
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Like this one?
Sir joh has been a great influence in my life. That's why I don't GIVE WAY. Younger forum members may not understand that one, it refers to a certain Qld. premier. Spotted on a Torana in the late '80s/early '90s - and never forgotten! Stickers like "I hunt and I vote" make me laugh more than anything - sounds like a boring sort of life if you ask me!
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04-05-2006, 10:30 AM
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Banned
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Beaumont Hills
Posts: 2,536
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I saw a little Suzuki Vitara little four wheel drive that had:
No fat b!tches, They simply wont fit! that got mixed emotions from the people around me.. |
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04-05-2006, 10:39 AM
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Regular Member
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Newcastle
Posts: 281
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My mate had pot stickers all over the back of his car we kept telling him he would get pulled over more often. He got pulled over for a breath test and as soon as the cop saw the stickers they searched the car and found several items that landed him in court and his car defected . It pays not to advertise.
I think stickers on cars look tacky why spoil youre car with stickers that are advertising sombody else's product if they are not paying you to do so. If you have youre own product to advertise then fair enough.
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04-05-2006, 10:41 AM
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Boss power
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Brisbane
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 that ones not bad lol
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04-05-2006, 12:10 PM
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The 'Stihl' Man
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: TAS
Posts: 27,587
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What about the ones with the kid pi$sing on a holden or ford...what crap...your car is ging to get keyed from a bogan with that on it for sure.
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04-05-2006, 12:20 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 3,941
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|My other vehicle is a Federation Starship|
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2000 AU II FAIRLANE 75th ANNIVERSARY - big and shiny My hovercraft is full of eels! Movie Car Chase of the Week: Gene Hackman driving a 1971 Pontiac LeMans to chase an elevated train in The French Connection (1971). |
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04-05-2006, 12:24 PM
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Rocket Fuel Anyone?
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Adelaide, S.A.
Posts: 1,099
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Funiest I've seen : "Jesus Saves........passes to Moses......he shoots.......and he scores!!"
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04-05-2006, 12:26 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Newcastle, NSW
Posts: 3,926
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I would never put one on my car, unless I wanted the car to be raped by some ****er bogan. |
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04-05-2006, 12:30 PM
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Burnin Rubber
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
Posts: 1,824
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Audio brand stickers are messages just begging people to break into your car and steal your system.
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04-05-2006, 12:50 PM
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I see you....
Join Date: Dec 2005
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^^ Yep...they can go carpark shopping for the bits they want
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04-05-2006, 12:59 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: North Brisbane
Posts: 8,529
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On one of my old cars I had 'BLAT Racing' brake late and turn
apparently it was really appropriate for me  :
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04-05-2006, 01:05 PM
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Purveyor of filth
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 2,958
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The best one I have seen is a Holden sticker on the front windscreen of a wait for it....
An R33 Skyline |
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04-05-2006, 01:18 PM
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Impressive...
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 527
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"magic happens" just smeems to make me angry, its usually because its stuck onto the back of a run down EA holding up the right hand lane, and when im in a bad mood i cant cop "jesus loves you"
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04-05-2006, 01:22 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Northside Brisbane
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i like the vehicle constantly sidewayz one...but as my peeps agree...they look tacky all round
i have a little k&n and king spring sticker on my rear left tiny triangle window.... |
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04-05-2006, 01:34 PM
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SSuper SSpy
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: WA
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i have a very small red quicksilver sticker on my rear window, thats it.
some other stupid stickers: Bad girl - yes everyone where i live is a bad girl miss b*$tchy - wow, original playgirl/boy - someone shoot that f*$kin rabbit Metal Mulisha Skin thor jetpilot i could go on. |
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04-05-2006, 02:13 PM
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Back in a Ford
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Central Australia
Posts: 2,620
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I was going to get "Authorised Holden Recovery Vehicle" But i reckon i might get keyed!!!
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04-05-2006, 02:30 PM
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owning V8=having no $$$
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Brisbane...
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Saw a combie van today with the sticker "I like lipstick around my dipstick" in huge lettering on the back windscreen! Drove up next to the driver to see what sort of moron we're dealing with here only to find a little red headed dweeb of a bloke that could barely see over the steering wheel.....
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Weekends - 1965 XP 302 sedan...  : Weekdays - 1980 323 Mazdabator complete with cheese cutters & FF sticker :dr_Evil: The Reality: 13.1 @ 106mph.... The Goal: somehow get into the 12s!!! :sm_headba www.qldsuperkart.org |
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04-05-2006, 02:34 PM
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Adapt or perish...
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Dip!@#$
Posts: 7,954
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J/K. But it is good though.
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04-05-2006, 02:39 PM
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04-05-2006, 02:42 PM
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Dual O2 sensors
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Brisneyworld
Posts: 1,437
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I like the sticker I saw on a rusted up sh_t heap of a van that said "Don't laugh, your daughters in the back"
I nearly wet myself..
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04-05-2006, 02:44 PM
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Adapt or perish...
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Dip!@#$
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Just for people saying that you should be getting royalities from the major brand companies...
I have an AFF sticker on my ute, should I get money from Admin for advertising the site? Think about it.
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04-05-2006, 02:53 PM
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Regular Member
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Between WA and VIC
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Seen on the back of a poorly modified sh_tbox Datsun 200B:
"At least it's not another bloody Commodore!!!" (I actually like that one) Seen a VN Commie with the words "EAT SH_T" across the back window in big block letters... I've seen plenty of: R.B.T. : Random Breast Tester Insured with the MAFIA: You hit us, we hit you. Oh and my cousin has a SIGMA that he modified with a Holden Blue 202ci and a 3 speed auto... (Was really quick, even against another Holden lol) And he was going to put on the back window with a Centrelink logo: Sponsored by YOU - The Taxpayer. I'm actually kind of glad he didn't... Although it was funny he wouldn't have lasted long  :
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04-05-2006, 02:54 PM
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GT-P #0336
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Melbourne
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The strangest one I've seen is "Ala is the solution not the problem" or something like that it was. That was strange  :
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04-05-2006, 03:01 PM
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Paint Repairs Spoilers
Join Date: Oct 2005
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You Should have left that one on K
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04-05-2006, 03:10 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Northside Brisbane
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sure it wasnt allah? probly a muslim |
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04-05-2006, 03:11 PM
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Back to N/A land
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Perth
Posts: 610
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Faster then a speeding ticket
On a slow VK Commodore in Perth |
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04-05-2006, 03:11 PM
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Slide Baby Slide
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: SA - The Drift State
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I've seen some good ones
"I may be slow, but my aim is still good" - On an old bomb "Ban low performance drivers not high performance cars"
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:the_finge You want more inches...........STROKE IT!!! :the_finge Mr Super Skid-Man |
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04-05-2006, 03:13 PM
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Sublime
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Wagga
Posts: 2,029
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my dad use to make and sell stickers, so his car had hundreds on the windows.
some funny, some not so funny. "dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians" or "WANTED: girls for multiple positions, no experience required, apply within"
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Stickers like that are just asking for trouble
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