Employment

GORDZ · 18-12-2007, 11:34 AM

Just a kick around idea, but how bout we get a thread going of workplaces that are seeking new staff for the new year?

Job Title:
Job Description:
Approx wage:
Location:
F/T or P/T

got to keep up with the changing world, if you know what i mean =)

GRNKPR · 18-12-2007, 11:38 AM

Great idea Full Time and Part time i might need this real soon !!!!!!!

**Charliewool** · 18-12-2007, 12:26 PM

Great idea GORDZ!!

Job Title: 1st Class Machinist

Job Description: Up to date with machining and fitting practices and completed appropriate trade qualifications. (apprenticeship) In addition to general turning and milling skills, experience in horizontal boring would be of advantage.
An ability to read drawings and accurately work to tolerances essential.
Proficiency in CNC turning and milling would also be highly regarded.

Approx wage: Relative to experience, (but well above award)

Location: Laverton North (Vic)

F/T or P/T: Full time. Plenty of O/T.

flappist · 18-12-2007, 01:22 PM

Job Title: Computer Guru

Location: Hervey Bay QLD

Money: As much as you can afford to pay me, oh you want me to pay you? Well lets see what you can do....

Skill set: Microsoft server, IP, lan/wan, desktop apps, ability to work alone and ACTUALLY FINISH AND THEN CHECK jobs, ability to when you get it wrong, admit it and not tell lies to customer and me. Ability to not bludge or at least be smart enough not to get caught constantly. Ability to work for at leasy 5 days with contracting ebola virus, toenail cancer, spots of the whatever or any other 24 hour malady that probably comes out of a bottle or tin. Ability to comunicate in spoken and written english language not sms text or "teen babble" and especially not bloody msn/facebook/myspace/whatever.
Ability to drive a manual company car and not constantly complain that it is not a V8 supercar or fully sick doof doof mobile as the radio does not have MP3 input. Ability to survive a whole day without an ipod shoved in your ears. Ability to talk on a telephone instead of texting.

Start: Jan 2008.

P.S. I will also need people in sunny coast and bundaberg in the next 6 months.

fmc351 · 18-12-2007, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by flappist

Skill set: Microsoft server, IP, lan/wan, desktop apps, ability to work alone and ACTUALLY FINISH AND THEN CHECK jobs, ability to when you get it wrong, admit it and not tell lies to customer and me. Ability to not bludge or at least be smart enough not to get caught constantly. Ability to work for at leasy 5 days with contracting ebola virus, toenail cancer, spots of the whatever or any other 24 hour malady that probably comes out of a bottle or tin. Ability to comunicate in spoken and written english language not sms text or "teen babble" and especially not bloody msn/facebook/myspace/whatever.
Ability to drive a manual company car and not constantly complain that it is not a V8 supercar or fully sick doof doof mobile as the radio does not have MP3 input. Ability to survive a whole day without an ipod shoved in your ears. Ability to talk on a telephone instead of texting.

Church or hospital, I hear these are the only places where miracles occur.

Riksta · 18-12-2007, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flappist

Job Title: Computer Guru

Location: Hervey Bay QLD

Money: As much as you can afford to pay me, oh you want me to pay you? Well lets see what you can do....

Skill set: Microsoft server, IP, lan/wan, desktop apps, ability to work alone and ACTUALLY FINISH AND THEN CHECK jobs, ability to when you get it wrong, admit it and not tell lies to customer and me. Ability to not bludge or at least be smart enough not to get caught constantly. Ability to work for at leasy 5 days with contracting ebola virus, toenail cancer, spots of the whatever or any other 24 hour malady that probably comes out of a bottle or tin. Ability to comunicate in spoken and written english language not sms text or "teen babble" and especially not bloody msn/facebook/myspace/whatever.
Ability to drive a manual company car and not constantly complain that it is not a V8 supercar or fully sick doof doof mobile as the radio does not have MP3 input. Ability to survive a whole day without an ipod shoved in your ears. Ability to talk on a telephone instead of texting.

Start: Jan 2008.

P.S. I will also need people in sunny coast and bundaberg in the next 6 months.

Damn, that sounds almost perfect for me, can you hire in Adelaide instead?

If I could afford the move I'd probably apply for that.

Quasi · 18-12-2007, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flappist

Job Title: Computer Guru

Location: Hervey Bay QLD

Money: As much as you can afford to pay me, oh you want me to pay you? Well lets see what you can do....

Skill set: Microsoft server, IP, lan/wan, desktop apps, ability to work alone and ACTUALLY FINISH AND THEN CHECK jobs, ability to when you get it wrong, admit it and not tell lies to customer and me. Ability to not bludge or at least be smart enough not to get caught constantly. Ability to work for at leasy 5 days with contracting ebola virus, toenail cancer, spots of the whatever or any other 24 hour malady that probably comes out of a bottle or tin. Ability to comunicate in spoken and written english language not sms text or "teen babble" and especially not bloody msn/facebook/myspace/whatever.
Ability to drive a manual company car and not constantly complain that it is not a V8 supercar or fully sick doof doof mobile as the radio does not have MP3 input. Ability to survive a whole day without an ipod shoved in your ears. Ability to talk on a telephone instead of texting.

Start: Jan 2008.

P.S. I will also need people in sunny coast and bundaberg in the next 6 months.

It's a shame it's too far to travel mate....I could be interested. 10 years in the industry in support roles and server construction and currently the 'Infrastructure Officer' with a government department.

**fordomatic** · 18-12-2007, 05:00 PM

Job title: Rifleman ADF

Job description: Peackeeping, going to war, shooting things, and getting paid to go to the gym. the list goes on.

Approx wage: 51k standard, well above 100k if deployed overseas.

Location: Townsville

F/T P/T: full time and loving it.

GORDZ · 18-12-2007, 05:05 PM

sounds good! same thing for melburnites?

**fordomatic** · 18-12-2007, 05:15 PM

Yep same for the melbounites, doing a massive recruiting push at the moment.

MYVYSS · 18-12-2007, 05:32 PM

Job Title: SAP Functional or Technical Analysts/Programmers Basis people ALL Modules
Job Description: If your an SAP person at a mid-senior level you know what you are talking about
Approx wage: 120-250k USD
Location: Pick anywhere you want in the USA, Visa and Relocation Packages supplied
F/T or P/T FT but mostly working 4 day weeks!..

Scott · 18-12-2007, 05:58 PM

All my clients are constantly asking me for:

Title: Security Tech/s;
Description: SAS, EACS, CCTV & BMS;
Approx Wage: Kick off at ~$50-60k (+$100k dependant on experience) + Car, Phone, Laptop & Super;
Location: ACT, QLD, WA, Indo or PNG;
Full time;

If you're a Security Tech you'll know what the acronyms are - specialists in EACS and Type One preferred.

XCSEDAN · 18-12-2007, 06:08 PM

well... im lookin for part time in my area... bundoora isnt too far away GRNKPR what's the job????

Geez Louise · 18-12-2007, 08:09 PM

TITLE: Toy boy
DESCRIPTION: Must be fit
APPROX WAGE: You work for rewards
LOCATION: My Place

Applications must come with written references.....

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Mark351 · 18-12-2007, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flappist

Job Title: Computer Guru

P.S. I will also need people in sunny coast and bundaberg in the next 6 months.

I'll move to the Sunny Coast if you're paying my kind of money.

GRNKPR · 18-12-2007, 09:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geez Louise

TITLE: Toy boy
DESCRIPTION: Must be fit
APPROX WAGE: You work for rewards
LOCATION: My Place

Applications must come with written references.....

:

sweet do it for a bowl of rice

GRNKPR · 18-12-2007, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XCSEDAN

well... im lookin for part time in my area... bundoora isnt too far away GRNKPR what's the job????

no i might need work myself !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mongoose · 18-12-2007, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fordomatic

Yep same for the melbounites, doing a massive recruiting push at the moment.

how about in sydney? in around mid january?

Geez Louise · 18-12-2007, 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GRNKPR

sweet do it for a bowl of rice

Nice one..Does this make you a Ricer boy!!!

GORDZ · 19-12-2007, 11:03 AM

i'm after something around doncaster... something graphic design, i have 5 years experience.

vztrt · 19-12-2007, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GORDZ

i'm after something around doncaster... something graphic design, i have 5 years experience.

http://www.seek.com.au/users/apply/i...JobID=11336454

DOnt know if the link will work, but seems like a good job....mid you I wouldn't have a clue.

GORDZ · 19-12-2007, 12:04 PM

nah link doesn't work... got a job ID?

vztrt · 19-12-2007, 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GORDZ

nah link doesn't work... got a job ID?

JobID=11336454

Just type in, graphic design or graphic designer and a fair few pop up.

GORDZ · 19-12-2007, 01:46 PM

applied for one in heathmont... sounds o'rite

wish me luck =)

prydey · 19-12-2007, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flappist

Job Title: Computer Guru

Location: Hervey Bay QLD

Money: As much as you can afford to pay me, oh you want me to pay you? Well lets see what you can do....

Skill set: Microsoft server, IP, lan/wan, desktop apps, ability to work alone and ACTUALLY FINISH AND THEN CHECK jobs, ability to when you get it wrong, admit it and not tell lies to customer and me. Ability to not bludge or at least be smart enough not to get caught constantly. Ability to work for at leasy 5 days with contracting ebola virus, toenail cancer, spots of the whatever or any other 24 hour malady that probably comes out of a bottle or tin. Ability to comunicate in spoken and written english language not sms text or "teen babble" and especially not bloody msn/facebook/myspace/whatever.
Ability to drive a manual company car and not constantly complain that it is not a V8 supercar or fully sick doof doof mobile as the radio does not have MP3 input. Ability to survive a whole day without an ipod shoved in your ears. Ability to talk on a telephone instead of texting.

Start: Jan 2008.

P.S. I will also need people in sunny coast and bundaberg in the next 6 months.

pretty much rules out any of the current generation.

Quasi · 19-12-2007, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by prydey

pretty much rules out any of the current generation.

From the 'Skill Set' I'd say that's the intention

Tuddy200 · 19-12-2007, 05:11 PM

Well im 19, had 4 sick days total over 20months, 2-3 weeks in annual leave and I love working. I'd come to work even If I know it's going to be a bad day, cause thats what I like, being kept busy.

I'm kind of shy like that though, If you gave me a car, phone, laptop with decent pay (as little as 40k pa) then i'd feel compelled to give so much back. I hate having a bad name and I recently had my yearly performance review here where I currently work, and I couldn't be further up there backside with everyone loving me, looking at pay rise starting 1st Jan woo :P... so it pays!! (With them also paying for about 7K worth of courses

)

I work in IT, and as long as you dont mind me looking over AFF for bout 10mins every 3-4 hours (Morning, Lunch, Arvo), then all is good.

Not all of the current generation is as bad as you think. I work for a Job Network Employment Agency and I think we have more over '30-40' dole buldgers not wanting work then young people. Shame really, isn't it.

GORDZ · 20-12-2007, 03:19 PM

i'm with you there G.J. i'm 20, been in this job over 3 years with 2 sick days there in. had $3hr payrise in 3 years, the water cooler was taken away and never replaced coz $9 for 15 liters of water was too expensive, have been promised (in writing) pay increases that never came, a bonus for never being sick that never came, and now a new manager has been hired who is less talented than I am, getting paid far more and got a new ute out of it.

needless to say, 2008 will be a better year in a new position. (hence the thread

: )

had a reply on my resume this morning actually... sounds good =)

thetron · 22-12-2007, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flappist

Oh you want me to pay you? Well lets see what you can do....

Well crazy tony thats how it works!

You pay me and I run on the mousey treadmill to charge my imaginary Ipod.

You'll be getting a visit from me on Monday. No I'm not the ghost of your Christmas past sorry

**Elks** · 22-12-2007, 12:21 PM

Job Title: Truck sales Consultant x 2

Job Description: Sell Heavy Duty Trucks, Must have mecahnical aptitude, and be good with people. computer literate and some get up and go. good working conditions, good solid company, plenty of training and support.

Approx wage: Plenty. made up of Base + commisions $100K average earn in the team, many do better. Can arrange start up packages with minimum commisions for the right people.

Location: Campbellfield

F/T or P/T: Full time plus.

PS: Our service division is also looking for mechanics.