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Old 20-04-2008, 06:47 PM   #1
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Well I did the best I could with my 2 boys . took them to the races showed them all the Fords even hand picked out there first Falcons for them, Told them there would be no parking for anything else at home .number 2 son is on his second one now and number 1 son his 4th I thought I had done a ripper job too. : they grow up and leave home life was good till this arrived via text today seems a new lady freind of number 1 son is having a disturbing affect on him .DAM he even looks Happy washing it :
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Old 20-04-2008, 07:06 PM   #2
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just think of it as a chance for him to convert this poor girl over to the good side. i take it that the ute is hers as your son looks too masculine to drive a commodore.

ps thats a cruel thing for him to do... hes not too old to put over your knee...
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Old 20-04-2008, 07:09 PM   #3
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Sad to hear... you do your best, and they turn around and bite you! :(
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Old 20-04-2008, 07:11 PM   #4
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i am hoping he is happy because he has talked her into selling it for a ford ute
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just think of it as a chance for him to convert this poor girl over to the good side. i take it that the ute is hers as your son looks too masculine to drive a commodore.

ps thats a cruel thing for him to do... hes not too old to put over your knee...
Don't worry the 'poor girl' doesn't need to be converted... she prefers old school Fords anyway...
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Old 20-04-2008, 07:19 PM   #6
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they grow up and leave home life was good till this arrived via text today seems a new lady freind of number 1 son is having a disturbing affect on him
First of all I suggest you no longer refer to him as number 1 son. Number 2 just got a promotion :evil3:
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sounds like ailen abduction to me . he was so shaken up he has lost his sense of good and evil
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Well I did the best I could with my 2 boys . took them to the races showed them all the Fords even hand picked out there first Falcons for them, Told them there would be no parking for anything else at home .number 2 son is on his second one now and number 1 son his 4th I thought I had done a ripper job too. : they grow up and leave home life was good till this arrived via text today seems a new lady freind of number 1 son is having a disturbing affect on him .DAM he even looks Happy washing it :

PLEASE some one tell me ware I went wrong :togo:
All you can do is teach them the right things in life, but at the end of the day, they will exercise their own choices, and sometimes curiosity, not to mention the promise of something starting with "S", makes men do strange things.

My own boys (all 3 of them) are Ford mad, but sometimes they tell me that their toy car is a Holden - but it's usually when they are playing the "baddie" in cops and robbers. On the other hand, sometimes the car is Holden because it is a cop car (I've only ever been pulled over by Holden driving cops). But when they play racing - they fight over who is Lowndes, and who is James Courtney etc. The only Holden drive they like to be is Jason Richards, because I have a soft spot for him (not that way - in a racing kind of way).

So...to summarise, sounds like it Melz' fault. Don't punish yourself over it; she has something you don't!
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Don't worry the 'poor girl' doesn't need to be converted... she prefers old school Fords anyway...
hahahaha i thought it was your ute in the pics

i am glad it is yours that kev is washing

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Old 20-04-2008, 07:32 PM   #10
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Kev is a great guy Whoosha! Allow him this one mind slip...Girls will do that to ya! You should be proud as punch!! Only hope my boys turn out as good!
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Old 20-04-2008, 07:36 PM   #11
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aaah she's on the forums :

it's ok, every guy goes through that gay phase, they experiment! but at the end of the day, look at the bright side, it is a ute
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it's ok, every guy goes through that gay phase, they experiment! but at the end of the day, look at the bright side, it is a ute
My point exactly mate!! It's a UTE!!! At least its not an Audi or something foreign!!! LOL
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Are you sure he is your child
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Old 20-04-2008, 07:53 PM   #15
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He's just putting on an act to get himself where he wants to be.
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Old 20-04-2008, 08:15 PM   #16
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Is the milkman a Holden fan?
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Old 20-04-2008, 08:30 PM   #17
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I think reality has come to hit him like a brick. The two final infamous words that would come to his mind and only those final two words....."yes, dear".

My commiserations to your son.....
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When ya gonna get rid of that thing Melz?

Or is Kev washing it for the CarSales ad?
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Gee that ute looks familiar to me.......
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Greetings all....

I dont know how to defend my actions. :

I have not gone mad or insane..... I hope.

I cant help it if my lovely girlfriend drives a car from the dark side.. :

At least she has a XB in the shed along with half a dozen other cars.

One thing I was told very early on is that, Its not a Holden its a Storm.
Thats now what I have to keep telling myself. :


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When ya gonna get rid of that thing Melz?

Or is Kev washing it for the CarSales ad?
I wish......I have been TOLD It's not going anywhere :





On second thoughts.

Maybe I have started to go slightly mad..:

I handed the keys to my ute over to a girl :togo:

However I must say Melz handled the beast quiet well.. :eclipsee_

A bit more practice with my mo fo clutch and I may never get the keys back....



Ohh yeah before i sign off, I must say Melz did help clean my ute inside and out.
Thanks sweetie :




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hahahaha ... i don't get it thou? :(
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you can imagine my die-hard holdan fan friend's horror when his son was asked to choose a school bag at the shop and went straight for the Ford bag....he wouldn't be swayed either...he says his son liked the retty blue colour' but i think it was that natural instinct kicking in... :P

He still has that bag 2 years on and treasures it greatly lol.
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Stuff that, Put him up for adoption.

Time to trade number 1 son in.....
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Hey it is possible that he had never seen the rear end of a commodore before!
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Greetings all....

I dont know how to defend my actions. : :

One thing I was told very early on is that, Its not a Holden its a Storm.:
I handed the keys to my ute over to a girl :togo:
Ohh yeah before i sign off, I must say Melz did help clean my ute inside and out.
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However I must say Melz handled the beast quiet well.. :eclipsee_

I must say Melz did help clean my ute inside and out.
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how did that monty python skit go?
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