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Old 24-07-2005, 07:20 PM   #1
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COMEON AUSTRALIA!

We can do this !!





PLEASE HELP FIGHT TERRORISM!!
I'll forward anything if it will help fight terrorism.





We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.





So next Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all Australian women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.





All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all Australian women.





And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-terrorist sentiment.





The Australian Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity.

God bless Australia



IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON!
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Old 24-07-2005, 07:27 PM   #2
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Old 24-07-2005, 11:28 PM   #3
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good try there csv8. Some of us could be a bit frightening :
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Old 25-07-2005, 01:25 AM   #4
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I would need more than a 6 pack to enjoy some of the oldies who live around here!
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Old 25-07-2005, 04:38 AM   #5
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THe old shocker that lives beside me would send innocent men to their deaths
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Old 25-07-2005, 07:05 AM   #6
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Bwahahahaha!

I am emailing this to everyone!

(wouldn't it be funny if a gullible person thought this was serious!)
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Old 25-07-2005, 08:09 AM   #8
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I am emailing this to everyone!

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Isn't It???
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Oh it isn't?

Sorry fellas I thought this was a joke! My Bad...

I'd better go and get my deck chair.
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Oi, young one, should you be drinking this early in the day or at all? :
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Why?

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