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Old 26-07-2005, 09:03 AM   #1
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Default Australian Court Docket #12659

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite
her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat.
This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed
more amused. When on the fourth move, she had the man arrested.

The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)
what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on
the bus, I couldn't help but notice her
condition. She sat under a sweets sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins
are Coming" and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment will
reduce the swelling, and I had to smile.
Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big
Stick Did the Trick," and I could hardly contain myself.

BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that
said
"Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this accident"... I just lost it."

CASE DISMISSED!


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Old 26-07-2005, 10:18 AM   #2
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good one good one
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Old 26-07-2005, 10:55 AM   #3
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Thats a classic!

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Old 26-07-2005, 11:02 AM   #4
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hey GRNKPR, are you gettin big bucks for the ads in yer sig? :
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hey GRNKPR, are you gettin big bucks for the ads in yer sig? :
not big bucks but they all helped get my car to Queensland to race and all look after my requirements
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