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Old 07-04-2006, 11:16 AM   #1
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Default Keepleft.... The real reason he hasnt posted today!

Now, we all know how important road safety is.... but during a recent add campaign being filmed...

Oh well you need to watch and learn...


http://film.bullguard.com/3x3m/hard_shoulder_en.wmv

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Old 07-04-2006, 11:20 AM   #2
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lol, classic
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Old 07-04-2006, 11:20 AM   #3
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hahaha nice one
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Old 07-04-2006, 11:22 AM   #4
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Bwahahahahaaaahahahahhahahaahahhahahahhahhahahhaha haaa

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Old 07-04-2006, 11:22 AM   #5
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So much for the triangle of safety hay Gary
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Old 07-04-2006, 11:24 AM   #6
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Minge ... pure Gold.
That is a pearler.
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Old 07-04-2006, 11:25 AM   #7
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Old 07-04-2006, 11:30 AM   #8
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I think he would have stuck to the front of the truck a bit better, ie. not so bouncy.

Hehe that was funny.
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Old 07-04-2006, 11:42 AM   #9
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Bwahahahaahhahahahahahahaa!!
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Funny stuff.

I was expecting someone to steal the car when he collects the triangle.
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Old 07-04-2006, 12:06 PM   #11
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LMAO Keepleft at his finest!!!!!
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Old 07-04-2006, 12:07 PM   #12
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Where's Casper ... he needs to see this one.
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Old 07-04-2006, 12:14 PM   #13
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classic!!!! Genuine classic
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Old 07-04-2006, 12:58 PM   #14
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Old 07-04-2006, 01:03 PM   #15
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Great find Minge.

Maybe he got hit because it wasn't a UN approved safety vest.
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Old 07-04-2006, 01:22 PM   #16
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I bet you fell off your chair laughing when you found that one eh minge. I can see it now. So when he does see it he will pick it apart. Cones too close together, safety triangle too close to the car and not up to EU standards etc etc. But above all I hope he sees the funny side. Even though he's a bit of a pain in the ar$e he certainly is a man of conviction. :jab:
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Old 07-04-2006, 01:27 PM   #17
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That was classic, Minge!!! Maybe next time he should have tried one of our 'safety banana triangles' next time..... lol
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Old 07-04-2006, 01:41 PM   #18
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That was great.

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Old 07-04-2006, 01:53 PM   #19
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Lol that ad is classic gary.
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Ah, suites my sense of hmour to a T! Gold!
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You can only wish it could happen to a nicer guy ..
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Old 07-04-2006, 02:17 PM   #22
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That very thing happened to a friend of one of my colleagues on the Freeway. Was very messy, truck took his head clean off.

Naturally I was very cautious when that same week I had a flat tyre on the freeway :S

Ad sends a good message.
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bwaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :

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Old 07-04-2006, 03:02 PM   #24
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The problem here is obvious. The triangle wasn't up to UN standards.
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So much for the triangle of safety hay Gary
It's an ad lad, just an ad made in jest in Europe, I reckon the truckie was distracted by the cones:-) (Ignore the two back-steps made onto the roadway at the end).

I have seen a better one somewhere, American, by Continental tyres - should be on the net somewhere.

The triangle your see IS the basic EU standard btw - the same can be purchased from all auto accessory shops carrying PROKIT supplier stick - Item RG9212 - $20. The Ford item has much higher wind survivability and is made in Finland by Hella. REM 'standard' states placement 50 - 150 metres before the scene.

Good find.

My next evil campaign is to seek a final determination that we completely ban ADR52 - rear fog lights. Views?
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My view, Keepleft =

Hilarious ad btw minge..
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Are they those annoying ones found on a lot of Korean cars, such as Excels and Sonatas? If so I'm all for it. Most people who have them on don't even know about them.
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Old 07-04-2006, 04:02 PM   #28
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I have seen rear fog lights hooked up to brake lights before .... damn bright too.
I had a set on my old Proton Satria ... was handy on the M5 on some foggy mornings in heavy traffic ... also used to use them when driving through Badgery's Creek some early mornings ... the fog is that thick you can't see 2m in front of you.

normal taillights are useless in thick fog.
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hahaha... Good on ya keepleft... good to see you can still type after that... :P
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