You know you're too drunk when....

[XR6_661]

You know you're too drunk when you start sending and ex those "I really miss you" texts at 2am hoping to get a shag out of it.

You know you're too drunk when you going into a strip club and go to the bar and order two shots only to turn around and yell to your mates who aren't there, "HOLY , There are naked chicks EVERYWHERE" and then continue to down the shots and walk out.

You know you're too drunk when you dance to soulja boy.

You know you're too drunk when you go home with a girl, then wake up and finally understand the true meaning of beer goggles. (baaadddddd)

You know you're too drunk when you walk through the burbs with your best mate, pants down showing your *****, and "Hiding" 40oz bottles of rum in your side pocket so the cops don't see them...But still jumping behind every bush when you see headlights.

You know you're too drunk when you wander through a.....undesirable area of your city, with a rebels flag singing the song from american history X.

You know you're too drunk when you think it's a good idea to try one handed donuts on your push bike.

You know you're too drunk when you puke and pass out for 3 hours, only to wake up and go to the fridge and have a scull of JD, only to repeat the same process.

You know you're too drunk when you can't get it up.

You know you're too drunk when buy a dodgey kebab with every filling known to man and still think it's the best thing since sliced bread.

You know you're too drunk when you melt cheese onto a green apple...in the microwave, and then put sweet chilli sauce on it and fridge it for "Ron" (Late R on)

You know you're too drunk when scull extra hot peri peri sauce from a bottle and chase it with vinager.



I got heaps more!


Share your stories!

[JACK250]

Originally Posted by XR6_661

You know you're too drunk when you think it's a good idea to try one handed donuts on your push bike.


You know you're too drunk when scull extra hot peri peri sauce from a bottle and chase it with vinager.



I got heaps more!


Share your stories!

To number one, I was eating a breaky rap from HJ's while riding a BMX with no brakes (sober believe it or not) and hit a drain grate, fell off and cut open my elbow trying to save the wrap. Luckily the wrap was saved And I continued riding along eating it

Number to, do tobasco sauce shots count? And my mate snorted wusabi... That was a classic

[gthofan]

get me a drink so i can go back to sleep... some good ones there

[pertuan]

You know you're drunk when you ride a shopping trolley down a steep road that intersects with Princes Highway WITHOUT a brake man.

[blueprinted_xr]

You know your too drunk when you walk home (Cannington) from the casino because u cant find your smartrider, then you find it in your wallet in your front pocket as soon as you stumble through the door because you took it out of your back pocket because you were too drunk to remember where it was LOL

For those not in Perth, Cannington to the Casino is a 4 hour walk, 2 hours if you walk in a straight line and a smartrider is one of those electrontic train ticket the size of a credit card ( i dunno what you have over east)

[dishpig]

You know your drunk when you wake up in a random front lawn 45minute walk from your house and you forgotten where your car is. And you have work in 30 mins.

[FlipXW]

I can't see this thread lasting long but i'll add mine.

You know your too drunk when your too drunk to $%^*....

Also when you have to get off the bus to do a p!ss, then realise that was the last bus to home. Im then looking at a 2 hour walk and think screw it ill sleep in this park.

[RG]

You know you're too drunk when you start putting threads like this up...