[aussiblue]

'Under the Grand Stands' by Seymor Buts
'To the Outhouse' by Willie Maket, illustrated by Betty Wont
'How to Survive a Bear Attack' by Ben Eaton
'Walking to School' by Misty Bus
'How to Check a Pulse' by Izzy Dead
'Where Have All the Animals Gone?' by Darin Dabarn
'The Yellow River' by I.P. Daily
'Over the Mountaintop' by Hugo First
'The Numbers Game' by Cal Q. Later
'Rusty Bed Springs' by I.P. Freeley
'Falling Off a Cliff' by Eileen Dover
'The Joys of Drinking' by Al Coholic
'My Life with Igor' by Frank N. Stein
'Supporting Athletes' by Jacques Strappe
'I Was Prepared' by Justin Case
'Green Spots on the Wall' by Picken and Flicken
'Caulking Made Easy' by Phil McKrevis
'The Future of Robotics' by Cy Borg and Anne Droid
'What to Do if You're in a Car Accident' by Rhea Ender
'Breathing Lessons' by Hal E. Tosis
'Why Should I Walk?' by Iona Carr
'Deep in Debt' by Owen A. Lott
'Taking Tests' by B.A. Wiseman
'Pie' by Don Cherry
'Computer Memory' by Meg A. Byte
'Gotta Go' by C. U. Later
'How to Serve Your Fellow Man' by The Cannibals
'The Membership List' by Ross Terr
'The Giant Clock Tower' by 'Big' Ben
'All About Flowers' by Chris Anthymum
'Boy Scout Brigade' by Pat Troll
'The Lost Scout' by Werram Eye
'Late for Work' by Dr. Wages
'Ten Years in the Bathtub' by Rink Lee Prune
'How to Eat Cereal' by Poor A. Bowl
'Smelly Stuff' by Anita Bath
'Technology in the 21st Century' by Rob Ott
'A Safe Hitchiker's Guide' by Ren Tacar
'Things Women Can't Do' by B. A. Mann
'The Art of Being Discreet' by Anonymous
'Bubbles in the Bath' by Ivor Windybottom
'Microsoft Business Practices' by Eve Hill
'Gotta Go Again' by D. I. Aria
'Interesting Places Around The World' by Ben There & Don That
'101 Ways To Die' by Sue I. Cide
'Household Book of Tools' by M.C. Hammer
'Paris Monuments' by I. Phil Taurer
'The Bearded Chinaman' by Harry Chin
'How to Exercise' by Eileen and Ben Dover
'Magical Bed Wettings' by Peter Pants
'101 Ways to Diet' by I. M. Hungry
'Getting Fired' by Anita Job
'Great Restaurants' by Bo Leamick
'Crossing a Man with a Duck' by Willie Waddle
'A Sailor's Adventure' by Ron A. Ground
'Green Vegetables' by Brock Ali
'Raise Your Arms' by Harry Pitt
'Long Walk Home' by Miss. D. Bus
'Sitting on the Beach' by Sandy Cheeks
'Window Coverings' by Kurt and Rod
'Wheels in China' by Rick Shaw
'How To Dance' by Sheik Yerbouti
'Something Smells' by I. Ben Pharting
'I.Q. Competitions' by Samar T. Pants
'Depressing Jobs' by Paul Bearer
'The Skyline' by Bill Ding
'My Life as a Gas Station Attendant' by Phil R. Awp'My