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12-10-2006, 11:10 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Central Q..10kms west of Rocky...
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A Saskatchewan policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD" The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!) BETTER: A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Edmonton AB. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs. BEST: A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Saskatchewan R.C.M.P. Officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the R.C.M.P. Ball." He replied, "Ma'am, Saskatchewan R.C.M.P. don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and drove off. She was laughing too hard to start her car. |
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12-10-2006, 11:51 AM
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Boost Addict
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: North Brisbane
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rofl nice one ...
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12-10-2006, 11:56 AM
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Official AFF conservative
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Adelaide, SA
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Hahahaha, not bad eh
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12-10-2006, 12:07 PM
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Regular Member
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: I live in my own little world, but it's alright, the people know me here
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fucin classic, the first ones the best
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12-10-2006, 12:14 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Toowoomba
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Yeah they were good.
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12-10-2006, 01:47 PM
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Back to the AU
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Sydney
Posts: 485
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 Probably should stop reading these in a crowded computer room at uni! Bloody fantastic!
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