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Old 16-03-2005, 06:15 PM   #1
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Default Gizoogle - funny stuff!!
Check out this website - http://www.gizoogle.com

Type in a full web address and the site translates it to ghetto speak - very funny!!

As an example, this is how it translates the "you are not logged in" page on this forum;

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Izzle Izzle Izzy
You is not logged in or you do not hizzle permission ta access this pizzy . Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga. This could be due ta one of several reasons:
Izzy
You is not logged in. Fizzay in tha form at tha bottom of this page n try again.
You do not hizzy permission ta access tha pizzle thizzay you were try'n to. Are you try'n ta edit someone else's post or steppin' ta access administrative features? Chizzeck tizzy you is allowed ta perform this action in tha Forum Rules . Its just anotha homocide.
If you is try'n ta P-to-tha-izzost, tha adminizzle may hizzle disabled yo account, or it may be await'n activation.
Izzy
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Old 16-03-2005, 08:34 PM   #2
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haha that is awsome!

S-T-to-tha-izzill reel'n from yesterday's 'interest'n' events? Bet you are thats off tha hook yo. Yo mission nizzy howeva, is ta git over it n deal wit a couple of surprises -- big ones. A long-distance C-to-tha-izzall W-to-tha-izzill git tha show on tha road this cruisin'.
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Old 16-03-2005, 10:04 PM   #3
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http://www.gizoogle.com/index.php

what a laugh
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Old 16-03-2005, 10:15 PM   #4
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Oh god, is a same day repost!! Nooooo.

It's still funny though.
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Old 16-03-2005, 10:17 PM   #5
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Oh god, is a same day repost!! Nooooo.

It's still funny though.
ooh. didnt realise it was already posted, didnt even actually look.

just found it on another forum and thought it was funny enough to warrant a thread...
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Old 16-03-2005, 10:19 PM   #6
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hehehe thats funny! Makes me wanna pop a cap with my nine.
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Old 16-03-2005, 11:29 PM   #7
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i typed in www.ford.com
Come up with this.

" A lead'n consuma company fo` automotive products n services passionately committed ta blunt-rollin' personal mobility fo` thugz around tha world cuz I'm fresh out the pen. "
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Old 16-03-2005, 11:51 PM   #8
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hehe: www.fordforums.com.au: Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd so you betta run and grab yo glock. Otha than wizzle is legally copyrighted by tha respective owna, this site is copyright www.fordforums.com.au.
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Old 17-03-2005, 12:23 AM   #9
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He he he

Falcon - Can't Git Enough Of This
Ford falcon, an automotive icon, has a new interactive experience ta showcase tha biznest ever Falcon that will provide tha ultimate rollin` experience in tha dogg pound. ...

www.ford.com.au/falcon/
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Old 17-03-2005, 11:38 PM   #10
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i typed in www.ford.com
Come up with this.

" A lead'n consuma company fo` automotive products n services passionately committed ta blunt-rollin' personal mobility fo` thugz around tha world cuz I'm fresh out the pen. "
ROFL !!!!
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Old 17-03-2005, 11:50 PM   #11
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lol this is going to be some fun...
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Old 18-03-2005, 01:10 AM   #12
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OHH HERES A GOLD ONE!

E-Series Killa Clizzub - Tizzy Pages - Mechanizzles

Blizneh bleh bizzy Written by Alex Stojan . Subscribe nigga, get yo issue.. Own'n an E-Series vehicle messin' wit it tha unpleasantness of B-L-to-tha-izzow'n heezee gaskets roughly every 100000 kms. If you takes real good care of yo cool'n system, tha riznisk of this happenn'n is greatly reduced, if not almost eliminated n shit . Boo-Yaa!. ...

Yo *** bitch.
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Old 18-03-2005, 11:08 AM   #13
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Hi-larious.

I put in these damn wheel skate things we're selling here at work

The original site

Now, here's what this other site does...

Gizoogle, biatch.
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Old 18-03-2005, 06:16 PM   #14
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lol got this when i put in my website lol

Australian Ford Forums - Playa Personal Websites
... champsky , chill yo. 17-01-05, 11:05 AM fo yo bitch ***. Southcyde Designs (www.southcydedesigns.brizzles. com) just put it up not long ao so it stizzay looks pretty sad :(. ...
http://www.fordforums.com.au/archive...hp/t-1479.html - 8k
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Old 19-03-2005, 05:11 PM   #15
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hahahahha HILARIOUS, damn its been a while since ive made a post, my bad if anyone missed me LOL right, but yah, started uni and been pretty busy!
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Old 22-03-2005, 12:36 AM   #16
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Here is the ff.com.au mainsite with the translation

Thank imageshake for free hosting.

http://img233.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img2...shizzle6fq.gif
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Old 22-03-2005, 04:33 PM   #17
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I typed id eafalcon.com and got this.......

The E-Series Mother****a Cliznub
Latest News with the gangsta shit that keeps ya hangin: The main forums of tha E Series C-L-to-tha-izzub hizzle moved fizzle FordForizzles ta tha newly created FordForums.com.au. This mizzy ...
www.eafalcon.com/ - 16k
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Old 24-03-2005, 09:58 AM   #18
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I hear that the various Commodore forums are busily working on a reverse-ghetto translator, so that the general public can read their sheeat : :gren:
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Old 24-03-2005, 10:08 AM   #19
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Try this one, http://sites.gizoogle.com/?url=http:...7&page=1&pp=15 dawg, hahaha
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