Best quote on the forums?

RUQ1KA · 03-04-2005, 05:26 PM

whats the best quote you've ever seen on the forums?

to start things off...,while searching the terri foums i came across this,

Quote:

Originally Posted by fordless

This is my thread and this is about my problems.

Did I invite you to comment on them ?

heres the link to the thread, you will find this quote on page 3 (post 34)
http://www.fordforums.com.au/showthr...1&page=1&pp=15

post your best quotes

Dez · 03-04-2005, 05:42 PM

lmao thats gold! especially in the context! telling an admin that he isn't welcome to comment in a thread. lmao. im gonna read that whole thread now :P

smciner1 · 03-04-2005, 05:44 PM

I still rekon MrJucy's comment on the different sounds a Cleveland makes compared to a Windsor is great. Refer sig.

svo347 · 03-04-2005, 05:46 PM

ya ya shane :P:P

**Peuty** · 03-04-2005, 05:51 PM

hahaha thats an excellent comparison MRJUCY!

FordFan86 · 03-04-2005, 06:24 PM

I liked my quote

needfordspeed · 03-04-2005, 06:27 PM

I can't remember who it was but someone has it in their sig "my dong doesn't fit" What a crack up.

Paris Hilton · 03-04-2005, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mont106

Yes, yes, but it pings, not sure if its 400metre. what I did was mark the spot then drive until I reach 400m well maybe 415-420m

good old electric superchargers

RUQ1KA · 03-04-2005, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by needfordspeed

I can't remember who it was but someone has it in their sig "my dong doesn't fit" What a crack up.

i think that quote was made by steffo but i dont know who has it in their sig

EB-maen · 03-04-2005, 06:42 PM

Quote:

as far as comment on Jap cars being boring ?

Someone should tell all the young guys in Wrx's , 200SX's and GT-R's that !!.. I would think the most exciting cars on the road but that is just me

'exciting' wouldnt be the word i'd use, considering most of those 'young guys' end up wrapping their cars around poles, houses or pedestrians

seano14 · 03-04-2005, 06:48 PM

i remember seeing a quote from initiald about "the felt from his bonnet lining coming lose and falling into the propeller". i couldnt stop laughing for ages after i read that

Paris Hilton · 03-04-2005, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mad_ed_wagon

i think that quote was made by steffo but i dont know who has it in their sig

That quote was made by me and feathers put it in her signiture...It was on IRC and refering to the song title game...i put in a song that didn't fit with the one before it, and Perana i think it was told me that my song didn't fit. Then I said "My dong doesn't fit?"....just a typo

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LUXO_8 · 03-04-2005, 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seano14

i remember seeing a quote from initiald about "the felt from his bonnet lining coming lose and falling into the propeller". i couldnt stop laughing for ages after i read that

haha yeah, good old initialD :P

my favorite quote is

Quote:

Originally Posted by RED_EL_XR8

Why did you choose a fan, the same results could have been achieves with, a football sock, some lettuce, or even a section of bubble wrap.

T_Terror · 03-04-2005, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EB-maen

'exciting' wouldnt be the word i'd use, considering most of those 'young guys' end up wrapping their cars around poles, houses or pedestrians

You'll find that young import drivers make up a small percentage of accidents.

Dosent seem that way though, from the way the media spins it up as if every skyline has a 3year lifespan until its young owner crashes it.

Im waiting till they catch onto the fact that every second car wrapped round a pole is a VN Commie and start a new campaign of "terror and recklessness" against Holden drivers

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RUQ1KA · 03-04-2005, 06:55 PM

actually come to think of it flicking through fordless's posts i recon about 9/10 them are just gold, especially the last few:P

heres just a couple more you really gotta read the threads and fit his quotes to the themes to really get the funny bits:P

Quote:

Originally Posted by fordless

Are you serious ?

How many servos are built on a hill ?

:eclipsee_

Quote:

Originally Posted by fordless

I don't care what your opinion is sorry mate.

It is between me and Ford now , I was just making my situation known to forewarn others looking at the Terri.

this guy also had a really long life on the forums, just over 12 hours:P

FordFan86 · 03-04-2005, 06:57 PM

There are a lot of classic quotes in the eseries chat area... someone dig them up cauz i can't be arsed right now.

Feathers · 03-04-2005, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by needfordspeed

I can't remember who it was but someone has it in their sig "my dong doesn't fit" What a crack up.

That would be my sig you are referring to.
Like Selekta said, it happened in IRC, it was a typo on his part.
Still bloody funny.

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In fact... I got the screen shot of it too

Dez · 03-04-2005, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seano14

i remember seeing a quote from initiald about "the felt from his bonnet lining coming lose and falling into the propeller". i couldnt stop laughing for ages after i read that

the propeller....the felt. lmao thats gold!

bindi · 03-04-2005, 08:05 PM

I had one in my sig for a while... it cracked me up

Everyone on the e-series chat was discussing what cleaning products they use for their car, especially as All Ford Day or something like it was coming up. John (EF_Falcon) had (still has?) his car in pieces and had been working on it for a while... and things weren't going well.

And he said this: I'll be cleaning my car with petrol and a match.

Friggin brilliant

b2tf · 03-04-2005, 08:49 PM

I think it was CDAA who once said something along the lines of 'now you have bitterness and disappointment, and then there's HSV'. I thought that was gold when i read it.

smciner1 · 03-04-2005, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Feathers

That would be my sig you are referring to.
Like Selekta said, it happened in IRC, it was a typo on his part.
Still bloody funny.

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In fact... I got the screen shot of it too

I think it was Jacob who stuffed it up quoting me as saying it.

JAJH · 04-04-2005, 05:48 PM

Yeah, I gotta agree, Fordless is DA man. So much so, he's in my Sig.

FordFan86 · 04-04-2005, 06:49 PM

here are a couple i saved awhile ago...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hawk

I am always the last to know things.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Selekta

give me half a cruiser and i'm passed out

Quote:

Originally Posted by XA Coupe

just from my frazzled brain so don't quote me !

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDAA

Now there’s expressing your disappointment and there is disappointment to the extreme. And then there’s HSV

b2tf · 04-04-2005, 08:06 PM

That's it, the last one. I love that.

rob_o · 04-04-2005, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seano14

i remember seeing a quote from initiald about "the felt from his bonnet lining coming lose and falling into the propeller". i couldnt stop laughing for ages after i read that

ROFL!!! I nearly choked on my dinner! Some pretty good ones here...