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Old 13-05-2005, 12:26 PM   #1
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Got this in an email yesterday and I just have to share it around....

Right Click and Save As... - 628kb
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Old 13-05-2005, 12:44 PM   #2
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If you want to see it right click and save it other wise you'll just get a page full of junk. ;)

Funny one too I might add, woman finally gets revenge. :
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Old 13-05-2005, 12:46 PM   #3
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Hahaha my g/f would have a black eye if she tried that stunt :P J/K But hey, girls don't fart and they certainly don't do anything else, riiiight??
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Old 13-05-2005, 12:51 PM   #4
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Nasty, but I bet I could give her some back to make her cringe and shudder in the corner in submission.
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Old 13-05-2005, 12:51 PM   #5
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bwahahahahahahaha
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Old 13-05-2005, 12:53 PM   #6
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bwahahahahahahaha
I second that!!!!!!!
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Old 13-05-2005, 01:56 PM   #7
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What a pussy! If that was my wooza, I'd be damned proud!!
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Old 13-05-2005, 02:08 PM   #8
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Could be worse, could be Octo-pussy
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Old 13-05-2005, 02:10 PM   #9
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aaahahaha... CLASSY STUFF!!!
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Old 13-05-2005, 02:38 PM   #10
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Too much bran in her diet!

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Old 13-05-2005, 02:49 PM   #11
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That was friggin hilarious! Loved it when she hiked her leg over, classic.
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Old 13-05-2005, 03:04 PM   #12
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What a diet she is on......couple of sticks you could beat that one into shit......
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Old 13-05-2005, 03:07 PM   #13
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Now when someone mentions they got their hair blow dried, i think of that!!!!
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Old 13-05-2005, 03:12 PM   #14
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that's just gross...feral bitch!
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Old 13-05-2005, 09:40 PM   #15
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Thats GOLD : :
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Old 13-05-2005, 09:52 PM   #16
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i bet my old man would like her...
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Old 14-05-2005, 11:57 AM   #17
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What a Moll! I'd kill er' No woman cupcakes me hahaha.
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Old 14-05-2005, 12:02 PM   #18
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What can you say but what a wee rip that was!
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Old 14-05-2005, 12:03 PM   #19
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Someone's copping a dutch oven next time she goes under the sheets for whatever reason! ;)
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Old 14-05-2005, 12:12 PM   #20
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Why not thow in the Jamaican Sauna as well for free?
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