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Old 14-05-2005, 01:05 AM   #1
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Default Getting kabab out of pants

OK, so I got a little drunk and splurged on a kabab. Buyt z problem is that I droppefd deadly kabab oilty sauce on mys pants. What is the best ways to get tit out? I'll regrets this in the mroning.
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Old 14-05-2005, 01:27 AM   #2
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BWAHAHAHA, typing drunk is bloody hard ain't it!
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Old 14-05-2005, 02:52 AM   #3
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having one lick it off for you...

too much beer for me tonght
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Old 14-05-2005, 06:06 AM   #4
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mate, don't mess with it.
you paid for drinking and kebab, go the extra $15 for dry cleaning
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Old 14-05-2005, 07:00 AM   #5
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the title made me want to ask how you got a kebab into your pants... then i read the post.....lol
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Old 14-05-2005, 10:26 AM   #6
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are you sure it's kebab sauce ??
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Old 14-05-2005, 10:40 AM   #7
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Buy a kebab, and bung it into a juicer. Then tip contents over pants, and let soak in.

Stain will dissapear, as the pants become one unique colour!!
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Old 14-05-2005, 10:46 AM   #8
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Or do like the guy in the other thread. Sell the pants.
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Old 14-05-2005, 10:48 AM   #9
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Or do like the guy in the other thread. Sell the pants.
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Old 14-05-2005, 11:43 AM   #10
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Buy a kebab, and bung it into a juicer. Then tip contents over pants, and let soak in.

Stain will dissapear, as the pants become one unique colour!!
Or just purchase Merrick and Rosso's 'Kebab in a Can'
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Old 14-05-2005, 12:29 PM   #11
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What is the best ways to get tit out?
Just ask her.
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Old 14-05-2005, 12:35 PM   #12
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mmmm Kebab in a Can, it'll go well with carbonated milk.
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Old 14-05-2005, 12:36 PM   #13
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Oh god I have tears running down my face here! :

The memories it brings back.

A bit of bleach on the affected area should get that stain right out.
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Old 14-05-2005, 01:42 PM   #14
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Apart from my head, I have no regrets for the kabab, tasted damn good. Got some colour nappy san bleach, should do the trick. Now back to bed.
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Old 14-05-2005, 01:43 PM   #15
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are you sure it's kebab sauce ??
It's not Dairy (tm)

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