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Old 17-05-2005, 11:30 PM   #31
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A: Because mrs claus only lets him cum onse a year

Q: Why do dogs bark?
A: Because they can't meow.

Q: Why is a banana bent ?
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Old 18-05-2005, 09:32 AM   #32
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A: Because they can't meow.

Q: Why is a banana bent ?
A: So monkeys can't stab each other with them.

I saw this one on TV.

Q: If Snickers really satisfies you...why does it come King Size???
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Old 18-05-2005, 12:58 PM   #33
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A: Because american's like things in gross excess..

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Old 18-05-2005, 01:26 PM   #34
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A. Johan Vaaler, a Norwegian inventor with a degree in electronics, science and mathematics, invented the paperclip in 1899

Q. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
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Old 18-05-2005, 01:33 PM   #35
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thats not fair! thats a rhetorical question!

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Old 18-05-2005, 04:57 PM   #36
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come people lets see how big we can make this

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Old 19-05-2005, 12:28 PM   #37
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Worlds Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time a bloke asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

The girl said "No"

And the bloke lived happily ever after.


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laser printers all have in common?
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Old 19-05-2005, 12:30 PM   #38
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that was a hard one so i'll tell u

they where all invented by women :
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Old 21-05-2005, 06:52 PM   #41
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freeze it and put it through a bandsaw

meeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

q: how do you make a dog go woof?
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q: how do you make a dog go woof?
Dowse it in petrol, throw a lit match onto it's back.

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof!

Q: What's the difference between a monkey and our Prime Minister? :hihi:
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One of them smells of **** and the other kisses ****

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One of them smells **** and the other kisses ****
I was thinking more along the lines of one wears a suite and tie, and the other resides in canberra and is in charge of Australia... :hihi:

Ok, somebody else want to come up with a question? I can't think of one :(
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yes indeed
I guess that makes it official (tm).
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