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15-01-2008, 06:53 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Nov 2005
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Not too funny, But I remember the day after St Pats day I walked into a mates place wearing a green shirt, and his sister (whom I don't like) said to me "St Pat's day was yesterday, you're too tight to change?", So I replied with "So, Mardi Gras was last year and I see you havent bothered changing" ... Had to be there I guess.
Another cracker was a night out in town for my mates 21st ... this chick found out it was his 21st, and said "Ohhh, want a b'day kiss?" and he said "No - I've been herpe free for 21 years - I ain't gonna break it today" |
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15-01-2008, 06:55 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Oct 2007
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A few years ago, mum was in Highpoint Lincraft and ended up getting into a fight with the manager, the manager decided to be a smart ars3 and say "Well i cant pull a rabbit out of a hat".
Mum replies: "Well i can pull a hair out of my ars3!" Then the manager stormed off, i still crack up laughing today. You just had to be there. |
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16-01-2008, 09:12 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Cattai, Sydney
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yeah thats kinda gross lol although Dan635's were greaT! lol
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16-01-2008, 09:32 AM
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Mr Impulsive
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Perth NOR.
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There was a guy at work who was rather large and his pants were showing bum crack. When he bent down more was exposed. Then another worker came by with a coffee and I said "Geez look at that" pointing at the bum crack "Hes got more crack than a columbian druglord." The guy drinking the coffee had it coming out of his nose and he spilled most of what was left on the floor. He nearly died trying laugh and drink coffee at the same time.
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16-01-2008, 09:45 AM
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Location: The Shire
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This was pretty funny at the time but may not have the same effect on here.
All sitting in a car one night after a big night out and one of my mates says to us all. "i have some good news and some bad news" where all like ok whats the good news his reply is " i have farted just yet" i think it was the quickest i seen 5 people get out of a moving car.
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16-01-2008, 01:46 PM
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Living the Life in Cranny
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Melbourne
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I was having a few beers with my brothers, and we were sitting on the couch, with two large pedestal fans turned on and oscillating to face each other in unison. We were a little ****ed and I commented on how the fans looked like they were talking to each other. My little brother said 'What about that local sports team?' Imitating what they'd say to each other. I replied 'Yeah I'm a big fan.'
It sounds lame, but at the time we ****ed ourselves laughing for about 10 minutes (alcohol probably had a bit to do with it).
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16-01-2008, 02:30 PM
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What's green is gold
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Shepparton
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Had a good one this morning, but i guess you had to be there...
Walked out to the car and a guy was leaning on it.. ME: "Get off my car now" HIM: "Oh just resting my legs dont get ****y" ME: "Im not, you've made it dirty, get off!" HIM: "how does giving us a lift sound to ya?" ME: "How does Phuckk you sound?" And that was my que to exit... Funny as though, the convo only went for about 5 seconds...
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16-01-2008, 09:17 PM
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Getahaircutandgetarealjob
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Newcastle area, NSW
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I've posted this story before in another old thread but...
Way back then a "mate" had a Gemini. He also had the mechanincal knowledge of a navel orange. One day he said to another mate and I that his high powered death machine had a little extra. "It's got a Solex" he said. "Gives the engine about 10 extra horsepower." "A Solex carby?" I asked, knowing that he ran a side draught Weber. "No, a Solex ON the carby." Up goes the bonnet and he shows us this little toggle on the carby. He flicks it across and starts the Gemmy, which idles at about 2000 rpm. He grabs the throttle cable and wrenches it open, then lets go (ever heard a Gemini at 8000rpm?) upon which the toggle snaps back to it's original position and the Gemmy idles normally. "Umm, Michael," we said, "you DO know what that is, don't you?" "Yeah!" he replies. "A Solex!" "No, Micheal. It's your choke."
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17-01-2008, 01:41 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Camden, Sydney
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I was at work, and both of my bosses were there. One of them was there was there just to train a new staff member, and she was explaining to the new person about the 'PIG' (product information guide) and my boss who wasnt training the girl was like "its an acronym Tania. We dont actually have a Pig in the shop" and then my training boss and the new girl left the room and my boss goes "wow that was a pretty big word for me eh?" and i said "what, Pig?"
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17-01-2008, 01:59 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Cattai, Sydney
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its always great to pwn bosses
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17-01-2008, 02:14 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Dec 2004
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This thread is the lamest ive read in a while. Some of your calls are crap!
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