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Old 24-06-2005, 08:34 AM   #1
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Default Bored ... Googlisms

Got bored at work, so went to good old googlism.com for a laugh.

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fpv is by eating the feces of an infected cat
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xr6 is that it out performs its 5l v8 brother
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xr8 is a kids toy
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david flint is probably britain’s leading sex film historian

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Old 24-06-2005, 09:01 AM   #2
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falcon is a kit car built around ford components from the ford sierra and cortina models
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Old 24-06-2005, 09:04 AM   #3
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Googlism "merlin" = merlin is seeking volunteers to participate in their sixth annual crochet & knit

Googlism "holden" = holden is number two
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Old 24-06-2005, 01:34 PM   #4
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typed in Scott Kevill (mate from school)...See it for yourself
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Old 24-06-2005, 01:55 PM   #5
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"jacob is the chosen of god"... need I say more?

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Old 24-06-2005, 02:07 PM   #6
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waity is correct once ny hastaken
Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about big waity yet.
michael is very sexy
michael is the devil
michael is gonna kick jpm's fat butt on sunday
michael is no longer a thriller
michael is guilty
michael is innocent
michael is hottt
michael is the most popular name in north america
michael is the devil i'm disliking him more and more
michael is the kind of guy some people love to hate
michael is selfish
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Old 25-06-2005, 06:34 PM   #7
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"jacob is the chosen of god"... need I say more?
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Looks like he has a fight on his hands then. You're all mine!! :
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Old 25-06-2005, 07:46 PM   #8
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typed in ford
14 lines down this came up:P

"ford is number one"
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Old 25-06-2005, 09:18 PM   #9
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Got bored at work, so went to good old googlism.com for a laugh.

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Old 25-06-2005, 10:03 PM   #10
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i put my nick name in to it what a ****er!


piggy is not going to market
piggy is shocked
piggy is constipated
piggy is going to market
piggy is the star of the diving board
piggy is a knob
piggy is in
piggy is seen as an outsider
piggy is troubled
piggy is my shining ideal of a lady
piggy is standing in her blue dress and has her eyes on what she wants
piggy is all that and so much more
piggy is pi***d at gladys first mate piggy
piggy is smarter than most of the survivors
piggy is here
piggy is the nickname of one of the boys on the island
piggy is reasonable
piggy is constipated show threads from the last 24 hours
piggy is intelligent
piggy is stunning as usual
piggy is handcrafted to order and no two are exactly alike
piggy is shorter than ralph
piggy is set apart from the group; that he is more mature and does not throw caution to the wind as jack does
piggy is the smart and logical one
piggy is a short and overweight boy who wears glasses and represents order and democracy
piggy is averse to most of the other boys
piggy is a long way from home
piggy is perhaps the most overrated muppet
piggy is uniquely placed to offer inspirational and motivational talks due to her high visibility on mtv over the past 4 years
piggy is described by golding as short and very fat
piggy is thinking about a sun
piggy is in charge of filling orders
piggy is standing by live at the marriott marquis hotel at times square in new york city
piggy is being performed by eric jacobson
piggy is saying
piggy is nearly blind now
piggy is a proud wurst of the web award winner
piggy is a bit of a 'leaper' you might want to bathe her in a washing up bowl sited in the bath so if she leaps out she hasn't far to fall
piggy is still struggling after several attempts to lift her up like this you can try putting a small towell in the pen and moving her onto that and
piggy is very active all the time
piggy is cute and harmless
piggy is about to pounce
piggy is not so impressed with the game
piggy is passed out drunk on the couch
piggy is riding along on his motorcycle
piggy is cast as a drunken heckler
piggy is still in tears
piggy is a perfect match for this entertaining area
piggy is underway
piggy is back
piggy is
piggy is upset that she doesn't have a part in the play
piggy is muching hay using its back teeth
piggy is 8 x 4"
piggy is now
piggy is smelly
piggy is a ceramic bank and he has a bluebird on his back
piggy is about as articulated as
piggy is connected to the following things
piggy is attacked by jack
piggy is an orphan who was brought up by his aunt
piggy is coming in to do the closing number with her
piggy is passed to them
piggy is a victim of herself
piggy is perhaps the most intelligent boy in golding?s lord of the flies
piggy is an internet
piggy is back in an all
piggy is great gift
piggy is happy with other campers and that they can take their pig home when circumstances permit
piggy is physically weak
piggy is quite small for a pig and fit neatly in the seat pocket
piggy is looking for a safe haven from the big bad
piggy is doing well
piggy is hiding in the hayfield
piggy is pretty small
piggy is from the same store as hannibal and now she is two years old
piggy is killed
piggy is a sweet and cuddly doll that should be coming to your market soon
piggy is a fat little boy who remains close to ralph's side throughout the story
piggy is my friend
piggy is a real shot across the bow
piggy is currently "life" on the surfip site
piggy is 10" long and 4" wide and 8" high
piggy is very hard to do
piggy is een deel van de advertentie
piggy is kept warm and comfy
piggy is tempted by drugs
piggy is clearly the most important muppet
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Old 25-06-2005, 11:27 PM   #11
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Old 26-06-2005, 12:03 AM   #12
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