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Old 06-06-2008, 11:13 PM   #1
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I am passing this info on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical TV show, I have finally found inner peace.

A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning.

I finished off a bottle of Shiraz, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of chpis, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.

Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.

Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee AR in ned ov inr p|ss.

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Old 06-06-2008, 11:33 PM   #2
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Old 06-06-2008, 11:43 PM   #3
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Old 07-06-2008, 12:10 AM   #5
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When people turn 100, they are often asked how they have lived to ensure a long life.

They say things like "I don't drink".

IMO, means you haven't lived. And I don't mean going out getting wasted.
There is real pleasure in having a bit of scotch while watching the footy and eating nachos with your mates.

But I guess it's still important to respect their decision.
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Old 07-06-2008, 10:30 AM   #6
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When you are 100 you would be flat out remembering if you had a drink !!!
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Old 07-06-2008, 10:45 AM   #7
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When people turn 100, they are often asked how they have lived to ensure a long life.

They say things like "I don't drink".

IMO, means you haven't lived. And I don't mean going out getting wasted.
There is real pleasure in having a bit of scotch while watching the footy and eating nachos with your mates.

But I guess it's still important to respect their decision.
well said, mate - some people take 100 years to learn that!
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Old 07-06-2008, 10:48 AM   #8
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When you are 100 you would be flat out remembering if you had a drink !!!
lol.............by the way........where am I?
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Old 07-06-2008, 10:55 AM   #9
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When people turn 100, they are often asked how they have lived to ensure a long life.

They say things like "I don't drink".

IMO, means you haven't lived. And I don't mean going out getting wasted.
There is real pleasure in having a bit of scotch while watching the footy and eating nachos with your mates.

But I guess it's still important to respect their decision.
i don't want to turn things into a debate in this thread as its a hell funny OP but you think that because you drink and i don't that your life is better than mine in some way??

grow up!
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Old 07-06-2008, 11:09 AM   #10
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Next time can you make sure you finish the inner peace at your place, got up this morning, front door busted open and 8 empty bottles of grog all over the place.
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Old 07-06-2008, 01:27 PM   #11
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i don't want to turn things into a debate in this thread as its a hell funny OP but you think that because you drink and i don't that your life is better than mine in some way??

grow up!
I said I respect people's decision not to drink, and let's leave it at that.
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Old 07-06-2008, 08:20 PM   #12
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I am passing this info on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical TV show, I have finally found inner peace.

A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning.

I finished off a bottle of Shiraz, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of chpis, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.

Yu haf no idr who gud I fel.

Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee AR in ned ov inr p|ss.
Now thats funny right there, I don't care who you are. Thats funny!
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Old 07-06-2008, 10:17 PM   #13
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man some ppl crack it easy on this forum
ppl rnt gonna live long if they get all wound up every time some1 says something they dont agree with
hello grey hair

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Fellow members of the human race, some people on this forum are easily annoyed and thus they may not live for their full quota of alloted years should they choose to get wound up on each occasion when some other member of this forum presents an argument they choose not to agree with.

Oh, and my keyboard is missing almost all the vowels.
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Old 07-06-2008, 10:46 PM   #14
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Old 08-06-2008, 04:32 AM   #15
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hahaha good laugh that one. i am currently cutting back on alcohol, i only get plastered every second weekend now.
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Old 08-06-2008, 04:55 AM   #16
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Funny quote, mate........Yeah, the only adjective that should go with 'rice' is 'fried' (literally)!
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