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Old 18-07-2005, 08:53 PM   #1
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For a laugh, go to Google, and type in Paris Hilton isnt a ho......and watch what happens....what a laugh
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Old 18-07-2005, 08:56 PM   #2
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Lol round about on the money there I reckon. lol
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Old 18-07-2005, 08:56 PM   #3
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For a laugh, go to Google, and type in Paris Hilton isnt a ho......and watch what happens....what a laugh
Computers are so smart these days. how did it know that
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Old 18-07-2005, 09:07 PM   #4
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On the topic of Google Searches, type in Miserable Failure and click "I'm Feeling Lucky"
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Old 18-07-2005, 09:10 PM   #5
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On the topic of Google Searches, type in Miserable Failure and click "I'm Feeling Lucky"
LOL DAM RIGHT, COMPUTERS ARE SMART
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Old 18-07-2005, 09:11 PM   #6
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Yea google rocks, people have tried doing the same thing to Michael Moore as the one ef_classic says but hes obvouisly more popular than double ya, Rightly so.
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Old 18-07-2005, 09:15 PM   #7
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Bugger blocked site!

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Old 18-07-2005, 09:17 PM   #8
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I did it but I can't see any error, it looks like a correct respone to me..
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Old 18-07-2005, 09:32 PM   #9
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click on Eugene for a laugh hes in the burgar site
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Old 18-07-2005, 09:35 PM   #10
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You have to type isnt, if you type it the proper way, isn't, nothing really that funny happens.
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Old 18-07-2005, 10:21 PM   #11
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http://www.google.com.au/search?q=Pa...lton+isnt+a+ho

http://www.google.com.au/search?q=Miserable+Failure

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Old 18-07-2005, 10:42 PM   #12
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Old 18-07-2005, 10:50 PM   #13
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Old 18-07-2005, 10:59 PM   #14
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Old 18-07-2005, 11:03 PM   #15
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Ha, ha. Works with anything. Try: Fordforums . com isnt a waste of time

Not FFAU - the other one!
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Old 18-07-2005, 11:36 PM   #16
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Ha, ha. Works with anything. Try: Fordforums . com isnt a waste of time

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Indeed it does:

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Old 19-07-2005, 01:18 AM   #17
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HAHAHA thats gold i say
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Old 19-07-2005, 01:24 AM   #18
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Miserable Failure and George W Bush OMFG my sides hurt! My face is aching!

Thanks Troy, that was truly the biggest laugh of the day!
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Old 19-07-2005, 11:04 AM   #20
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Yea but look at first page that comes up, one of those lame sites with what ford stands for, holden guys get off on.
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Old 19-07-2005, 04:07 PM   #21
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try the following in google and hit "im feeling lucky":

French military victories

weapons of mass destruction

there heaps more but there my favorite :-D
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try the following in google and hit "im feeling lucky":

French military victories

weapons of mass destruction

there heaps more but there my favorite :-D
You mean these?

http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=e...tary+victories
http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=e...ss+destruction
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Old 19-07-2005, 06:24 PM   #23
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