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09-08-2005, 03:41 PM
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The car's got pickup
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Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
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09-08-2005, 08:53 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Boom..Boom
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FORD RULES OK The more I know ppl the more I love my DOGS. 2011 SY Territory Limited Edition TS 2000 AUII SE ute IL6 |
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09-08-2005, 08:54 PM
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09-08-2005, 08:56 PM
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Grinder+Welder = Race car
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oh. yeah. whoops Whats the most important *TIMING* part of comedy  :
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09-08-2005, 08:59 PM
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Evening Gammaboy thanks for the pm.
Now what is the sound of one hand clapping...think of ZEN.
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10-08-2005, 12:03 PM
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I am The Brain!
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Double Entendres generally have a sexual connotation though don't they?
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10-08-2005, 12:31 PM
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Its all Sex of one, half a dozen of the other hawk.
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10-08-2005, 12:33 PM
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The car's got pickup
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Etymology: obsolete French, literally, double meaning 1 : ambiguity of meaning arising from language that lends itself to more than one interpretation 2 : a word or expression capable of two interpretations with one usually risqué |
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10-08-2005, 09:17 PM
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10-08-2005, 09:32 PM
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11-08-2005, 07:42 AM
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Double Entendres
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