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Old 19-08-2005, 11:23 AM   #1
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Default Rules for surviving in Crocodile-Infested areas

When we venture out of the relative safety of Human-Infested areas into Crocodile-Infested areas, there are some things you need to know.

There are only three things to remember about crocodiles:

1. Crocodiles live wherever they want.

2. Crocodiles eat whayever they want.

3. To avoid being eaten by a crocodile, DON'T BEHAVE LIKE CROCODILE FOOD.

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Old 19-08-2005, 12:01 PM   #2
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i got one to add;

4. NEVER visit crocodile infested Waters :hihi:
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Old 19-08-2005, 12:05 PM   #3
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i got one to add;

4. NEVER visit crocodile infested Waters :hihi:
Except that Rule 1 makes that a bit tricky - unless you stay right away from the Tropics...
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Old 19-08-2005, 12:09 PM   #4
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tropics, croc's hmmmmm reminds me of innisfail. don't swim in the johnston river, hows that.
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Old 19-08-2005, 01:04 PM   #5
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tropics, croc's hmmmmm reminds me of innisfail. don't swim in the johnston river, hows that.
Very good.

That comes under rule 3:

swimming in the johnston river = BEHAVING LIKE CROCODILE FOOD

I think you've got it...
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Old 19-08-2005, 04:44 PM   #6
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rule 5. Carry a big en gun
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Old 19-08-2005, 04:56 PM   #7
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rule 5. Carry a big en gun
Trouble is that usually you see the one that gets you just as it snaps onto your head...
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Old 19-08-2005, 09:22 PM   #8
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Ahem...rule number one they stay out of my beer..I'll stay out of their water.

If they ever come into my beer I have two friends who will take care them..and they're names are Smith and Wesson.
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