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Old 24-08-2005, 03:36 PM   #1
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Default Where Do Redhead Babies Come From?

After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the
obstetrician. "Doctor," the man said, "I don't mind telling you, but
I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can't possibly
be mine."

"Nonsense," the doctor said. "Even though you and your wife both have
black hair, one of your ancestors may have contributed red hair to the
gene pool."

"It isn't possible," the man insisted. "This can't be, our families on
both sides had jet-black hair for generations."

"Well," said the doctor, "let me ask you this. How often do you have
sex?"

The man seemed a bit ashamed. "I've been working very hard for the past
year. We only made love once or twice every few months."

"Well, there you have it!" The doctor said confidently.

"It's rust."


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Old 24-08-2005, 03:37 PM   #2
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LMAO.
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Old 24-08-2005, 03:39 PM   #3
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hahahahahaha thats a good one :
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Old 24-08-2005, 03:57 PM   #4
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Damn rust gets everywhere doesnt it... Just gives me more of a reason to service my other favorite ride more often!

eww bad thought, rust or thrush?
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Old 24-08-2005, 04:12 PM   #5
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That explains my mop then, Ferrous Oxide.
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Old 24-08-2005, 04:17 PM   #6
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eww bad thought, rust or thrush?
Agreed. That is a BAD thought....
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Old 24-08-2005, 04:30 PM   #7
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Oh I thought they made them in the other factory across the road.
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Old 24-08-2005, 04:53 PM   #8
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I always thought it was a friend of my mother's. Ah well.
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Old 24-08-2005, 05:00 PM   #9
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That explains my mop then, Ferrous Oxide.
Well atleast now we know how that cam got rusted. You infected it!
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Old 24-08-2005, 07:11 PM   #10
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Bwahahahaha, thats gold.
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Old 24-08-2005, 11:38 PM   #11
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Hahahahaha!

Nice one Bastard!
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