15 things to do at the shops while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time

[ssj_jaypee]

15 Things to do at the shopping centre while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3 Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and see what happens.

5 Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layby.

6 Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7 Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8 When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10 While handling knives in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

11 Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12 In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13 Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14 When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

( And; last, but not least!)

15 Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, "Hey, there is no toilet paper in here!"



I've heard more, feel free to add to the list if you know any!

[LUXO_8]

haha they're a crackup mate........great

[b2tf]

hehehehe. Scary thing is that in my times @ Coles I saw some of those things (or very similar at least) occur. :

[Damo]

that's soooooooo old!

heh.

[svo347]

13 Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

Done that and got a not so nice response

Lol i admitt i love the "pick me" one..there are all sorts of random ones.. i'll see if i still have somewhere..

[montyv8]

3 Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms

lol thats classic

[KEV EB XR8]

anybody seen jackass the movie , where he takes a s--tload of poo tablets then as he's just about ready he walks into the hardware takes out the paper and sits on one of the toilets on the showroom and drops a big one in . then asks for some wipes.
me still laughin hard as im tryin to type

[whiskieboy]

(13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" )
Try that at a caravan show, by sitting in the caravan's toilet and closing the door and when some one opens it you say " excuse me " or something similar or just squeal, it works a treat.

[gozza]

i like switching all the price tags on the shelves

[3Toed]

16. Go home and let spouse/partner make their own sweet way home. :P