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Old 22-01-2005, 11:41 PM   #1
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Default New Classes for men

NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!

ALL ARE WELCOME
OPEN TO MEN ONLY



Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:



DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR

Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum


DAY TWO


EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counsellors available
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Old 22-01-2005, 11:52 PM   #2
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ummmm.......er.........well...ahem.

so which way is the pub???? :P
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Old 22-01-2005, 11:53 PM   #3
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hhhmmm..i might struggle with a few of these. one wuestion, if toilet rolls DONT grow on their holders, where the hell do they come from?
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Old 23-01-2005, 12:06 AM   #4
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Ah yeah well i can manage most of those things... looks like i won't be needing any lessons
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Old 23-01-2005, 12:07 AM   #5
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I never leave the remote alone long enough for her to get hold of it
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Old 23-01-2005, 10:10 AM   #6
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: : very funny. also very applicable to teenagers, especially the one in this house :
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Old 23-01-2005, 10:15 AM   #7
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IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation
Is it genetically possible for a woman to ACTUALLY parallel park anyhow??


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HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques
Forget it....never going to happen. Not until women work out that getting a "2 for the price of 1 deal" is NOT A BARGAIN if you dont need the thing in the first place....not to mention TWO of the bloody things.

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Old 23-01-2005, 11:34 AM   #8
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I don't know how I'm going to remember to turn up!
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