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06-10-2005, 08:47 AM
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Bolt Nerd
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Ojochal, Costa Rica (Pura Vida!)
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Three men, a doctor, a lawyer, & a biker, were sitting in a bar talking
over a few drinks. After a sip of his martini, the doctor said, "You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I bought my wife a diamond ring & a new Mercedes. I figure if she doesn't like the diamond ring, then at least she will like the Mercedes, & she will know that I love her." After finishing his scotch, the lawyer said, "Well, on my last anniversary, I bought my wife a string of pearls & a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn't like the pearls, then at least she would have enjoyed the trip, & she would have known that I loved her." The Biker then took a big swig from his beer, & said, "Yeah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a t-shirt & a vibrator. I figured if she didn't like the t-shirt, then she could go f**k herself."
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06-10-2005, 09:58 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Tauranga, New Zealand
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Hahaha nice, I'm gonna tell my mates that one!!
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06-10-2005, 10:03 AM
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Thats gold!
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06-10-2005, 10:35 AM
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Bolt Nerd
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Ojochal, Costa Rica (Pura Vida!)
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Another Anniversary one....
WHO SAYS MEN DON'T REMEMBER ANNIVERSARIES? A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee In front of him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee. What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room, Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly. The wife is touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do" she replies. The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?" "Yes, I remember" says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continues... "Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years?'" "I remember that too" she replies softly. He wipes another tear from his cheek and says..."I would have gotten out today."
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Current vehicles.. Yamaha Rhino UTV, SWB 4L TJ Jeep, and boring Lhd RAV4 Bionic BF F6... UPDATE: Replaced by Shiro White 370z 7A Roadster. SOLD Workhack: FG Silhouette XR50 Turbo ute (11.63@127.44mph) SOLD 2 wheels.. 2015 103ci HD Wideglide.. SOLD SOLD THE LOT, Voted with our feet and relocated to COSTA RICA for some Pura Vida! (Ex Blood Orange #023 FPV Pursuit owner : )
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06-10-2005, 10:38 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Where the Pirates are.
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ROFL!!! that last one is hilarious
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06-10-2005, 10:43 AM
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Undergraduate EB Operator
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Albury/ Wodonga
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Both Great ROLF!!!
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06-10-2005, 03:38 PM
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FTF Club Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Driving my Tickford T3 Wagon in Sydney
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That was classic. I prefered the second one.
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06-10-2005, 04:42 PM
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oh man if only i had a girl i would so say that to her (the second one)....
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06-10-2005, 06:46 PM
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Goodbye XR8
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Newcastle
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Classic, 2nd one cracked me up
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06-10-2005, 07:00 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: coowonga
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both good ones, charliewool. roflmao.
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06-10-2005, 08:06 PM
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I.B.S is a pain in d'***
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Central Coast NSW
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Got an email that may offend some cricket lovers......but here goes anyway
Q If David Hooks was such a good batsman, why didn't he see the bouncer coming? :monkes:
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I DONT BELIEVE IN NOS.............but if its given to you free at the hospital well then
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07-10-2005, 05:44 PM
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HA! HA! HA!, ive added both Anniversary jokes to my collection
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Thurs funny (naughty)
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