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29-10-2005, 10:29 PM
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i like to be stroked
Join Date: Dec 2004
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CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As
Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears, and promised to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees. "What's the second condition?" "You must be home by 2:00 a.m. Any later, and your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2:00 a.m. The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up. Finally, at 5:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very satisfied. "Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!" " I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything." The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!" Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly, Peter, Peter, something or other..."
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30-10-2005, 12:29 AM
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30-10-2005, 09:48 AM
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Just slidin'
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Location: Brisvegas
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Thats gold.
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30-10-2005, 04:47 PM
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i heard that when i was in kindergarten, and every year since then *yawn*
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30-10-2005, 10:52 PM
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As in 'best there ever'
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Bayswater, VIC
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So you can suck it. :thebirds:
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31-10-2005, 09:24 PM
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TERRA Operative
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Niraikanai
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(or eat it...)
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