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23-09-2014, 07:41 PM
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23-09-2014, 08:17 PM
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Not correct.
They removed $1,990 from his backside and he responded: "I wasn't feeling too grand". I worked in a bank in the early 1980s and had to deal with a lady who wanted to exchange $600 that had been in her husband's wallet when he died. The only problem was it took them six weeks to find him. She sealed it in a bag, signed a Stat Dec confirming the amount there and sent it off to the Reserve Bank. She got a cheque from them about six weeks later. I still want to recycle my dinner at the memory of the smell.
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23-09-2014, 08:37 PM
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Gross... To both....
Cash is legal, why would you not stash the drugs up there....a if you were that way inclined...
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23-09-2014, 08:42 PM
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"The man told police he planned to use the cash to buy a motorbike. "
It was probably going to be one of those crap chinese pit bikes.....
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24-09-2014, 06:58 AM
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Not being smug or arrogant, but since when is a grand a 'large amount of cash'??
Perhaps in the 60's and 70's??
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24-09-2014, 07:21 AM
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24-09-2014, 07:24 AM
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25-09-2014, 01:57 PM
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I took my VF in recently to the dealership for it's first inspection and I left an envelope with $1100 in the drivers seat rear pocket. They had to work on the drivers seat to install some new clip. I just remembered I left the money in there this morning and low and behold, all the money was still there! Lucky I think!
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25-09-2014, 10:36 PM
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That's gotta make the eyes water
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25-09-2014, 10:54 PM
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25-09-2014, 10:57 PM
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Makes you wonder how the cavity search actually came about? I know drugs were found in the car etc, but do they normally do cavity searches?
That aside, I shudder to think where the guy keeps his ATM card! Cheers Col
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26-09-2014, 10:27 AM
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26-09-2014, 11:27 PM
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A friend told me he was lying down once and young son jokingly (he thought it was funny), lobbed $2 coin to him. He didnt know what he did, jumped up and the end result was $2 coin slid straight down throat. Best medical advice he got, was just make sure it comes out ( and there really is only one way to be sure that it comes out). Sure enough, a few days later, it came out, gave it awash (said it was well corroded), and put it aside, but lost it not long after.
I am sure once we become a cashless society, hospital admissions will drop in half. |
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Anyone lost $1000.00 ???
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