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27-02-2006, 07:47 PM | #1 | |||
AFF's 1st DM.......
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The Blonde and the Snowplough
One winter morning Norman and his wife were listening to the radio over breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her GT. A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." Norman's wife goes out and moves her GT again. The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park..." Then the power went out. Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look on her face she says, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?" With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to Blondes exhibit, Norman says, "Why don't you just leave the GT in the garage this time, sweetie?" :newangel:
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27-02-2006, 08:07 PM | #2 | ||
XR8 v Lee. love you Lee
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Location: Bathurst nsw
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Poor blondes, imagine where the world would be without the "IQ" plus of these girls,where would these girls get the earings to hold thier legs, oops sorry
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