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Old 03-03-2020, 08:13 PM   #1
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Default What that dash light means (apparently)

I had a text this morning: “Battery is flat, car won’t start.”

How did you know, I asked: “The little picture of a battery was lit up.”

Someone had forgotten their kill switch. It was cranking but no spark or fuel.
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Old 04-03-2020, 10:22 AM   #2
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Default Re: What that dash light means (apparently)

Had a CEO that seized an engine....he had seen a red light on the dash but was waiting for it to get brighter before doing anything.
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Old 04-03-2020, 10:34 AM   #3
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A mate’s ex-girlfriend told him there was a “little watering can” lit on the dash, so she checked and topped up the screenwash with her little watering can.

Like your CEO, the motor still seized...
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Had many phone calls about a "Tap" picture on the dashboard...it was the yellow check engine light...
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