Favourite Movie Quotes ?

[AU2PWR]

What are your top 3 Favourite Movie Quote ?

My Top 3

1. 'Your a Sensitive boy , Aint you Tommy' - Turkish from Snatch
2. 'Nick the Greek , always a Pleasure , Tom what have you Been Eating ?' - Lock Stock
3. ' Dis White ИИИИe Thinks he can come in ere and Steal my Tings , hes nearly as dumb as you lenny ! , is this a Declaration of War ? is this some White !@#$% Joke that Black !@#$% Dont Understand ? Cos Im Not !@#$ing Laughing NICK-O-LAS' - Rory Breaker Lock Stock

[Fairlane]

Full Metal Jacket, that movie was just full of them.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How tall are you, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Five-foot-nine, I didn't know they stacked **** that high.

sorry there are few other, which shouldnt be menioned on a family forum

Dirty Harry had some good ones as well

Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

De Georgio: Harry hates everybody. Limeys, Micks, Hebes, Fat Dagos, Niggers, Honkies, Chinks, you name it.
Gonzales: How does he feel about Mexicans?
De Georgio: Ask him.
Harry Callahan: Especially Spics.

Or some from the Blues Brothers

Elwood: Ow, you fat penguin!

Jake: Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.
Mrs. Murphy: You want chicken wings or chicken legs?
Jake: Four fried chickens and a Coke.

Elwood: You don't like it?
Jake: No I don't like it...
[Elwood Blues floors the pedal and jumps over an open drawbridge]
Jake: Of course it's got a lot of pickup...
Elwood: It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks. It's a model made before catalytic converters so it'll run good on regular gas. What do you say, is it the new Bluesmobile or what?
Jake: Fix the cigarette lighter.

Elwood: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.

Trooper: They broke my watch!

Jake: I want to buy your women... the little girl... your daughters. Sell them to me. Sell me your children

Elwood: Why da ya gotta be so negative all the time? Why can't ya offer some... constructive criticism?

[ronwest]

A bit risque for a public forum but it's the classic from Danny Devito (Sam Stone) in Ruthless People.
Basically it's Sam's reply when Ralph rings up looking for Debbie.

"Debbie can't talk right now...etc etc"

[Lukeyson]

From Jay and Silent Bob Strikes back my favourite quotes would be from:

1.
Holden: If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank.
Jay: What buzz?
Holden: The Internet buzz.
Jay: What the fook is the Internet?
Holden: The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to b!tch about movies and share pornography with one another.

2.
Jay: In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us

3.
Jay: But my tubby husband here is 100% queer. He LOVES the c0ck

Ton more from Kevin Smith movies, but they are the 3 that came to mind :

[KeeddleZ]

There a some classics in super troopers

sarge "im gunna pistol whip the next mofo that says shananegans(sp?)"
boys "farva whats that resturant you like called again"
farva "shananegans, you talkin abou shananegans arnt ya"

"the snozberrys taste like snozberrys"

lil rascals
butch "nothin beats a buck on a duck"

longest yard
"ahahaha i think we should start seeing other people"
"im sorry i broketed your toy"
"i think i made him s%^t himself"
"your acting like a true McAssHole"

[FGX-351]

the d.i.c.k's, p.u.s.s.i.e.s & a55h.o.l.e.s bit in team america was a decent laugh

[Olympus]

My favourite is from Jason Statham, when someone called him ИИИИИface in Snatch. He goes:"ИИИИИface....I like that one...I might use it next time I climb off ya mum."

Or in Pulp Fiction. "Who's bike is that?"....."It ain't a bike baby it's a chopper."........ "Well, who's chopper is it"....... "Zeds."........"Who's Zed?"........"Zed's dead baby"...

And finally Jack Nicholson in As Good As It Gets when he gets interupted writing his book:
"Well, I work all the time. So never, ever again interrupt me.
Okay? I mean, never. Not 30 years from now... not if there's
fire. Not even if you hear a thud from inside my home and a week
later there's a smell from in there that can only come from a
decaying body and you have to hold a hanky against your face
because the stench is so thick you think you're going to faint
even then don't come knocking or, if it's election night and you're
excited and want to celebrate because some fudge-packer you
dated has been elected the first queer President of the United
States... and he's going to take you down to Camp David and you
just want to share the moment with someone... don't knock...
not on this door. Not for anything. Do you get me. Sweetheart?"

[BA Bakes]

Another from Supertroopers,
"Attention Bear F***er! Are you in need of assistance"

[crannersEL]

One from fast and the furious

"It dont matter whether you win by an inch or a mile, winnings winning"

I hope thats correct lol

[M14A-Mclaren]

Brian "Your Drunk"
Stewie "Your Sexy"

Family Guy Movie

[xbcool]

"green"
"greens nice!"
running on empty

[Gimmers55]

Here are my three. The first is a little long perhaps but it was a great scene.

1. A Few Good Men

Jessep: You want answers?

Lieutenant Kaffee: I want the truth.

Jessep: You can't handle the truth. Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall -- you need me on that wall.

We use words like "honor," "code," "loyalty." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather that you just said "thank you" and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand the post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!

Lieutenant Kaffee: Did you order the "code red?"

Jessep: I did the job I was --

Lieutenant Kaffee: -- Did you order the "code red?!"

Jessep: You're god damn right I did!!!

2. Kelly's Heroes

Wha are ya doin?

Odd Ball: Just drinkin some wine, eatin some cheese, catching a few rays.

This tank is pile of junk.

Odd Ball: Always wit da negative waves moriarty; always wit da negative waves.

3. Snatch

What that's in your belt?

It's a gun Turkish

What have you got a gun for?

For protection Turkish

Protection? from what? ze Germans

[BlueRaven]

For some reason, I have always loved dumb quotes from Top Gun, Days of Thunder, Universal Soldier, etc..

Universal Soldier (Dolph Lungren's speech in the supermarket)

What the hell are you staring at? Do you have any idea what it's like out there? Do you?

Well, I'm fighting this thing, man. It's like kick *** or kiss ***. And I'm bustin' heads. It's the only way to win this ИИИИing war. And these ИИИИheads, these yellow, traitoring
motherИИИИers, they're everywhere. And I, Sergeant Andrew Scott
of the U.S. Army, I'm gonna teach 'em all.

- Hey. freeze!
- Get down! Drop your weapon!

See? They're everywhere.

[XA Coupsta]

Me and my mates run heaps of Chopper quotes..........that movie is so good............

Ferris Buellers day off is another.

[AC]

Predator: (Arnie)
"Your one ugly mother ****er"

Team America: (Gary Johnston)
We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an *******. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get ИИИИed by dicks. But dicks also ИИИИ assholes: assholes that just want to sh1t on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can ИИИИ an ******* is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they ИИИИ too much or ИИИИ when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of sh1t that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from *** holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us ИИИИ this *******, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in sh1t!

[Redrum]

My favourite movie quote ever is Robert Duvall as Colonel KILGOUR 1st of the 9th Air Cav (Apocaylpse Now) "I love the smell of napalm in the morning" I love it so much had one two utes this quote as sticker back window............

"If I say its safe to surf this beach it is safe to surf this beach" "That ain't charlie's point, charlie don't surf"

[andrew_smith_84]

all the good movie lines that i can think of at the monent i can't put on here. :SaiyanSmi

my fav of all is 1 is from the warriors when ajax k o's :jab: one of the baseball furries "f%#@en ay!"

[qwigybo]

1. waterboy
it's the wwwwwwwaterboy
2.bulletproof
DW:my friend here is mentally retarded
AS:dinneyland
3.Top Gun
charlie: you were in a 4g inverted dive with a mig28
maverick: yes 'mam
charlie: at what range
maverick: about 2 m
goose: actually about 1.5, must've been 1.5 i've got a great polaroid of it
charlie: and what were doing there
maverick: communicating... keeping up foreign relations giving him the bird
goose: you know the finger
charlie: yes i know the finger goose

goodness gracious great balls of fire
i feel the need.... the need for speed

[Bossxr8]

Originally Posted by XR8fella

From Jay and Silent Bob Strikes back my favourite quotes would be from:

1.
Holden: If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank.
Jay: What buzz?
Holden: The Internet buzz.
Jay: What the fook is the Internet?
Holden: The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to b!tch about movies and share pornography with one another.

2.
Jay: In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us

3.
Jay: But my tubby husband here is 100% queer. He LOVES the c0ck

Ton more from Kevin Smith movies, but they are the 3 that came to mind :

You know what they make you do in prison, they make you toss the salad.

[FAT071]

Die Hard 2:
yeppie kie-ay mother fu*ker

[nugget378]

Scarface.(Al Pacino) when in the last scene his house is surrounded and looking through the monitors at the colombians outside hes bedroom, then picks up that grenade launching rifle and says "say hello to my little friend", kaboom...

[Woz]

Brodie: Mallrats - One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ***. True story. He bought it at the local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But the next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with a trip to the emergency room. Then, last week, I saw him in the pet store. He was buying another cat. I said, "Walt, what the hell are you doing, you know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your *** too, why don't you knock it off?" And he says to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.

Ash: Army Of Darkness (Evil Dead 3) - Listen up you primitive apes! See this? This is my BOOM STICK! A 12-gauge, double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?

Pretty much anything Bruce Campbell says in any of his movies are worth a mention.

[Dodge]

forget the name but husband is a cop and comes home and finds his wife in bed, he shoots the closet and his boss comes out, he says I surpose u fell over in the shower and ur dick fell in my wife

[svo347]

Ford Fairlane..
your 10 seconds away from the most embarrassing moment of your life

[svo347]

Originally Posted by Dodge

forget the name but husband is a cop and comes home and finds his wife in bed, he shoots the closet and his boss comes out, he says I surpose u fell over in the shower and ur dick fell in my wife

. bruce willis the last boy scout...

[Woz]

Originally Posted by svo347

Ford Fairlane..
your 10 seconds away from the most embarrassing moment of your life

You've inspired me...

Ford Fairlane: The Adventures Of, - Here's to you... **Raises glass** ... sucking my d*ck!

Ford Fairlane: The Adventures Of, - 1962 Fender Stratocaster. Original pickups, maple neck. Strung upside down for a left-handed motherИИИИen genius... Jimi Hendrix.

That movie has so many good qoutes.

[Laminge]

"Ford Fairlaine" any of his famous one liners!

and on that subject, on the DVD player now :hihi:

[BENT_8]

What we've got here is failure to communicate!
some men you just can't reach, so you get what we have here
which is the way he wants it,
well he gets it!
I dont like it anymore than you.
or something like that
Cool Hand Luke and Civil War GnR