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27-07-2006, 02:02 PM
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Bolt Nerd
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Ojochal, Costa Rica (Pura Vida!)
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At his meeting with Queen Elizabeth recently, John Howard turned to the
Queen and said: "As I'm the Prime Minister, I'm thinking of changing how my great country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom." The Queen replied, "I'm sorry Mr. Howard, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King." John Howard thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?" To which the Queen replied, "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr. Howard." Howard thought long and hard and came up with, "How about an Empire then?" The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replied: "Sorry again, Mr. Howard, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge and you are not an Emperor." Before Howard could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country."
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27-07-2006, 02:05 PM
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I am The Brain!
Join Date: Jan 2005
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No further comment required. Nice joke.
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Long Live Cricket - Australia's favourite sport Woohoo 1.6L 1999 Toyota Corolla....feel the power! I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I am not sure you realise that what you heard is not what I meant. |
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27-07-2006, 04:30 PM
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did i miss something?
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27-07-2006, 04:32 PM
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Bseries Moderator
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me too :\
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27-07-2006, 04:33 PM
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Adapt or perish...
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Gone straight through to the keeper...
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27-07-2006, 04:36 PM
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To the pool room
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27-07-2006, 04:38 PM
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AS IT SAYS.....
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HAHA flamin ripper!, but my wife took a bit to get it.
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27-07-2006, 04:40 PM
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Adapt or perish...
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Hang on, I got it now...
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27-07-2006, 04:41 PM
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Perfecting the 1-2 change
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HA!
It took me a few seconds and a quick re-read. |
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27-07-2006, 04:47 PM
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Lucifer's Angel
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Gee some of you guys are slow...
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27-07-2006, 04:49 PM
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...fairly odd
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lol!...
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27-07-2006, 04:50 PM
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Adapt or perish...
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27-07-2006, 05:04 PM
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AS IT SAYS.....
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Sippin some barrel proof wild turkey.  :
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27-07-2006, 05:14 PM
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DPC PERFORMANCE Race prep
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Boom F##ken Boom
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27-07-2006, 05:22 PM
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Member 178
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Funny but its been around since Bob Hawke days.
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27-07-2006, 05:50 PM
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27-07-2006, 06:02 PM
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geez...thats an oldy..but a goody!
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27-07-2006, 06:38 PM
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I just read that in the newest Live to Ride magizine lol!!
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27-07-2006, 07:56 PM
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Amd yet no-one has explained the joke!
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27-07-2006, 08:14 PM
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You'd all get it if she called austtralia a c-u-n-t-r-y
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27-07-2006, 08:19 PM
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Good one!
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27-07-2006, 10:04 PM
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28-07-2006, 06:07 PM
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classic!
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28-07-2006, 07:05 PM
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Someone told me today that when Michael Jackson dies they are going to melt him down and make plastic toys so that children can play with him for a change.
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28-07-2006, 07:29 PM
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lovin every second of it
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BANG done loved it
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30-07-2006, 10:39 AM
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ha ha thas good, alto i didnt get it until i read down lol.
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