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14-12-2007, 12:42 AM
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Perth Falcons Admin
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Some of the members from Perth Falcons have been playing around with this so here's some of them..
4 Banger Christmas Carol. Twas the night before Christmas and caught at the light, Was a domestic V8 and no cops in sight, I will try, I will try, I will try with this small motor, To beat this damn Falcon, even with it's big power, As the light goes green and I pull like no joke, The Falcon erupts in clouds of tire smoke, Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin, These are the names of my four VTEC pistons, Racing ahead I'm the Star of the Action, But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 gets traction, Grabbing second, I hear the RPM sing, My mirror is blocked by my Shopping Kart Wing, I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining, All I can do is keep that four-banger straining, In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast, And my stickers go flying now, a thing of the past, Don't bother with third, cause now it's too late, Just try to act cool, like you can relate, Looking up at the taillights as they get smaller, The driver backs off just to give me a holler, "You can't win them all," he says in fling, "You may not win any, in that silly thing", I scowled and revved and let out a sigh, And did my trademark high-speed fly-by. V6 Carol Twas the night before AFD and caught at the light, Was a clevo V8 and no cops in sight, I will try, I will try, with this -poor v6 motor, To beat this damn Falcon, even with it's big stroker, As the light goes green and I pull like no joke, The Falcon erupts in clouds of white smoke, Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin, These are the names of MY ONLY WORKING pistons. Racing ahead I'm the Star of the Action, But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 clevo gets traction! Grabbing second, I hear the valves ping, My mirror is blocked by my FULLY SICK WING, I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining, All I can do is keep my bogan v6 straining, In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast, Don't bother with third, cause i'm already last! Looking up, the taillights get smaller, The driver backs off just to give me a holler, "You can't win them all," he PROCLAIMS in JEST, "You may not win any, coz ford is the best!!" I cried before revving, and let out a sigh, And did my trademark high-speed loser fly-by.
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14-12-2007, 01:11 AM
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Captain Malcolm Reynolds
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Absolute gold
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14-12-2007, 02:04 AM
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Back to Le Frenchy
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Love it, Christmas just got that little bit less painful.
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14-12-2007, 06:54 AM
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Awesome
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Thats Funny AS!!!
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15-12-2007, 11:48 AM
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hahahah thats Fantastic
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15-12-2007, 05:14 PM
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Brilliant. I love the line about Shopping cart/fully sick wing.
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15-12-2007, 05:21 PM
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Excellent!
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15-12-2007, 05:40 PM
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16-12-2007, 09:34 AM
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building the xe...
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not a bad effort at all...
good stuff... its so true isnt it lol wheres the straight 6 one?
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16-12-2007, 09:52 AM
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Yeah, i was looking forward to a straight 6 one aswell, as i can relate to that lol, that first one was pure gold mate, well done.
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16-12-2007, 09:55 AM
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Clevo Mafia Inc.
 
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Straight 6 ?
Twas the night before Noble Park Maccas and caught at the light, Was a clevo V8 and no cops in sight, I will try, I will try, with this I6 motor, To beat this old Falcon, even with it's big stroker, As the light goes green and I pull like no joke, The Falcon erupts in clouds of white smoke, Now Smasher, now Rev-ver, now Stroker, now Blitzin, These are the names of MY ONLY matching pistons. Racing ahead I'm the Star of the Action, But I know I'm in trouble when that V8 clevo gets traction! Grabbing second, I hear the valves sing, My mirror is blocked by my Autobarn WING, I now hear the roar, of that big monster gaining, All I can do is keep my I6 straining, In a second, the shockwave hits with a blast, Don't bother with third, cause i'm already last! Looking up, the taillights get smaller, The driver backs off just to give me a holler, "You can't win them all," he PROCLAIMS in JEST, "You may not win any, coz Clevo is the best!!" I cried before revving, and let out a sigh, I blame it all, on a loose cable tie. And did my trademark high-speed loser fly-by. Last edited by Falcon Coupe; 16-12-2007 at 06:56 PM. |
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16-12-2007, 10:10 AM
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 Hahaha, classic carols here.
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16-12-2007, 03:30 PM
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BWAHAHAHAHAH
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16-12-2007, 03:58 PM
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LOL Falcon coupe thats magic!
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16-12-2007, 04:19 PM
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The Vengeful One
 
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HAHAH!, they are awsome!, gunna print those out for my ricer mates lol!
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16-12-2007, 04:29 PM
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Its Resonating!
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16-12-2007, 07:02 PM
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I trundle this thread out every year.
http://www.fordforums.com.au/showthread.php?t=30963 the original, and still the best.
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16-12-2007, 07:24 PM
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LOW AND SLOW
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Thats Pure Gold. Good one sourbastard.
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16-12-2007, 09:53 PM
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 That reminds me I need some cable ties to fix my window washer jet.
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Ricer Christmas Carols
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