Ok own up fellas, who was it?

**Peuty** · 07-01-2009, 01:11 PM

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574...-29277,00.html

Man smashes into Cairns adult shop for sex with dolls

By Roger Dickson

January 07, 2009 08:19am

A MAN has smashed his way into an adult shop and had sex with blow-up dolls before abandoning the sex toys in a nearby lane.

Business owners in Cairns believe the same culprit is responsible for break-ins and till thefts at the Sapphire Bar on Lake St and three break-ins at the Laneway Adult Shop off Spence St in recent days.

His method of entry is to smash through walls and squeeze through tight holes, The Cairns Post reports.

The owner of the adult shop, who wished to be named only as Vogue, said that in a first unreported break-in, the man had stolen five dolls and had sex with one of them.

“He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley,” he said.

“It is totally bizarre. It is a real concern that someone like that is out on the street.”

Vogue said a sex toy also went missing in the second break-in and that the offender had a liking for the doll model named "Jungle Jane", which had been taken on both occasions.

He said he was dumbfounded that the burglar also had the "weird" habit of cleaning up the mess he had made after entering the building.

The burglar again smashed through a wall in the roof area of the shop on either Monday night or early yesterday morning but was scared off by a newly installed alarm system.

Vogue and David Sharman, the owner of the Sapphire Bar on Lake St that has a rear entry in the same lane as the adult shop, both believe they have been targeted by the same thief.

Both men said fleeting video images showed the burglar as being a tall, skinny Caucasian. He has left DNA evidence at the crime scene.

Mr Sharman said in one break-in at his business: "The burglar smashed a hole near the top of the roof line. He then clambered 15m down a sheer wall.

"He (only) took the surveillance recorders - we found them in the bin."

RG · 07-01-2009, 01:13 PM

LMAO, I know we do have a few cairns members here.

So who was it??

GS608 · 07-01-2009, 01:14 PM

LOL what a goose, leaving his DNA at the scene, silly man

Daymoe · 07-01-2009, 01:14 PM

Well, you don't hear about that everyday.

X000BOSS · 07-01-2009, 01:18 PM

hahaha. left his dna at the scene. assuming on/in/near the dolls.

**Peuty** · 07-01-2009, 01:19 PM

Wonder what the "DNA" was.............

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**Bluepower** · 07-01-2009, 01:40 PM

Poor dolls,

taken out in the prime of their life, and abused in such a way...........

they are the real victims here. You people ought to be ashamed, maybe we need to band together to help these poor dolls out.

Quicksand · 07-01-2009, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Peuty

Wonder what the "DNA" was........

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I think your blue Emoticon above sums it up nicely...

Stumper · 07-01-2009, 01:57 PM

That dude must be one fit bastard, I know I've been hanging for a root before but that sort of dedication is sensational!!!! 1. Smash a hole in a wall(with what I wonder?), 2. climb down 15m wall (this would require some effort), 3. Blow up a doll (we all know the effort that reqires by mouth), 4. have a root (I know I bust a sweat), 5. escape. Well I'd be stuffed after just doing step 4. Obviously a nutter but I'm just sooo impressed with the commitment.

Have fun cheers

gtfpv · 07-01-2009, 02:01 PM

cairns adult shops are now dicounting "JUNGLE JANE DOLLS" on 2nds . they are promising that only the packaging has been tampered with .

ome must ask why they are throwing in a free pack of condoms with every purchase .

Fev · 07-01-2009, 02:04 PM

he nicked off with jungle jane hey? considering the wall he scaled it must have been tarzan!

Stumper · 07-01-2009, 02:14 PM

This bloke might be onto something, No buying drinks, don't crap on, a bit of effort required but no more than any man for a foursome don't ya think?

Fev · 07-01-2009, 02:17 PM

yeah but he had to blow them first!

DJL351 · 07-01-2009, 02:24 PM

"His method of entry is to smash through walls and squeeze through tight holes, The Cairns Post reports."

Oh so many lines..... damn you swear filter!

jcxr · 07-01-2009, 02:25 PM

Whooshas on holidays?

XR6_661 · 07-01-2009, 02:26 PM

Umm errrrr....Ummmm

*runs*

RG · 07-01-2009, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by jcxr

Whooshas on holidays?

jcxr for PM!!!!!!

RG · 07-01-2009, 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by XR6_661

Umm errrrr....Ummmm

*runs*

I bloody well knew it!!!

Kieron · 07-01-2009, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by DJL351

"His method of entry is to smash through walls and squeeze through tight holes, The Cairns Post reports."

Oh so many lines..... damn you swear filter!

I know what you mean -

"the owner of the Sapphire Bar on Lake St that has a rear entry"

XR6_661 · 07-01-2009, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Kieron

I know what you mean -

"the owner of the Sapphire Bar on Lake St that has a rear entry"

It's even funnier because Sapphire is the local gay bar hahahahah

**Peuty** · 07-01-2009, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Stumper

That dude must be one fit bastard, I know I've been hanging for a root before but that sort of dedication is sensational!!!! 1. Smash a hole in a wall(with what I wonder?), 2. climb down 15m wall (this would require some effort), 3. Blow up a doll (we all know the effort that reqires by mouth), 4. have a root (I know I bust a sweat), 5. escape. Well I'd be stuffed after just doing step 4. Obviously a nutter but I'm just sooo impressed with the commitment.

Have fun cheers

You sure got that right.

GT0132 · 07-01-2009, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by gtfpv

cairns adult shops are now dicounting "JUNGLE JANE DOLLS" on 2nds . they are promising that only the packaging has been tampered with .

ome must ask why they are throwing in a free pack of condoms with every purchase .

Wasn't me..I draw the line at sheep !

XR6_661 · 07-01-2009, 02:34 PM

"Jungle Jane Blow up dolls - Now with free jungle juice"

Limited edition. Only 2 ever made.

**Whoosha** · 07-01-2009, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by jcxr

Whooshas on holidays?

Dam you JC is there no escape

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Stumper

That dude must be one fit bastard, I know I've been hanging for a root before but that sort of dedication is sensational!!!! 1. Smash a hole in a wall(with what I wonder?), 2. climb down 15m wall (this would require some effort), 3. Blow up a doll (we all know the effort that reqires by mouth), 4. have a root (I know I bust a sweat), 5. escape. Well I'd be stuffed after just doing step 4. Obviously a nutter but I'm just sooo impressed with the commitment.

1 2 4 & 5 yep no probs. 3 gives me reason for concern as to how you would know this

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BlackLS · 07-01-2009, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Stumper

1. Smash a hole in a wall(with what I wonder?)

Something hard and heavy.

Geez Louise · 07-01-2009, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Peuty

The owner of the adult shop, who wished to be named only as Vogue"

I truely found this funny! Why not say your name unless you are afraid the doll manufacturer will sue you for not "protecting" their girls!

mcflux · 07-01-2009, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Stumper

3. Blow up a doll (we all know the effort that reqires by mouth)

Can't say I've ever inflated a sex doll before... Or blown up one for that matter

Kryton · 07-01-2009, 02:48 PM

as funny as it is, at least he's only taking his sexual frustration out on sex toys and not smashing his way into homes and raping real people.
That should at least be taken into account when he is caught.

Fev · 07-01-2009, 02:51 PM

the only thing taken somewhere would be him straight to an asylum - he needs help..

blueoval · 07-01-2009, 02:58 PM

More inuendo's than an italian suppository. cum again? no just blowing up the next doll. :P

what happened to just having a regular flog than going to all that trouble?