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20-04-2009, 12:16 PM | #1 | ||
Paulie
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Guys/Girls,
i know the RICE thread is closed, i dont know if im crossing the line here in any way by posting more Jap fed Mechanical Ingenuity or "ART", in this case CRAP. This particular subject was found in the car park across the road from my office, so i grabbed the camera and went down stars for a closer look. The piece was magnificently manufactured from craftwood and fibreglass. The centrepice was missing but i could see where it was attached. The precisely drilled holes showed evidence of where the spoiler was ripped off its side mounts due to the immense down pressure placed upon it and the timber splinters indicating the violent nature of how this spoiler found its demise. The driver must have been struggling with this beast to keep the rear of this car stuck to the ground due to the lack or rear downforce. I must commend him
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20-04-2009, 12:21 PM | #2 | ||
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Let's just hope he crosses back over the border real soon.
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20-04-2009, 12:33 PM | #3 | ||
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I'd be more worried about how the aerodynamics were effected with both the spoiler and a trailer behind... must have been ok with those fluted wheel covers that add more cooling to the brakes... :P
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20-04-2009, 12:35 PM | #4 | ||
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hahaha stuff like that makes me happy. We need people to laugh at every now and then!
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20-04-2009, 12:38 PM | #5 | |||
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Thanks for showing his rego number. Now we can track him down and give him one of these.
http://i593.photobucket.com/albums/t...fectnotice.jpg
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20-04-2009, 12:39 PM | #6 | ||
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Professor No idea is back at it again!!! :togo:
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20-04-2009, 12:40 PM | #7 | ||
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hey, ease up, just because our falcons are not powerful enough to require this level of ingenuity, dont give the bloke a hard time.
PS I nearly got through all that with a straight face
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20-04-2009, 12:50 PM | #8 | ||
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Awesome :
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20-04-2009, 12:55 PM | #9 | ||
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Its bracing for the shuttlecock net seeing as the racquet on the rear shelf.
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20-04-2009, 01:13 PM | #10 | |||
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and make sure he takes that contraption with him!
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20-04-2009, 01:56 PM | #11 | ||
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We should get onto this bloke and see if we can organize a group buy.
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20-04-2009, 02:39 PM | #12 | |||
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20-04-2009, 02:40 PM | #13 | ||
Paulie
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Yeah they'l look great on the back of my XW's one on each (YUK!! JUST IMAGINE!!)
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20-04-2009, 02:41 PM | #14 | |||
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20-04-2009, 02:51 PM | #15 | |||
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20-04-2009, 03:59 PM | #16 | ||
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some people have no idea as well as no shame
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20-04-2009, 04:24 PM | #17 | ||
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He wasnt from Shepparton was he? There must be a club, the " old skyline sedan, lets stick stuff to it club " every day something goes by with something falling off.
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20-04-2009, 05:33 PM | #18 | ||
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I can just imagine the owner talking about his car. "Its so fast it blew the wing off it".
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20-04-2009, 07:43 PM | #19 | ||
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LOL a group buy... yeh i was thinking i wouldnt mind one of those on my roof
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20-04-2009, 08:17 PM | #20 | ||
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Man I'm going out to buy some timber right now.
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20-04-2009, 09:02 PM | #21 | ||
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hahaha just thought of something else!!!!
You guys recon he was going for the Big Fin 57 Chevy Look???????
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21-04-2009, 12:40 AM | #22 | ||
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He's about 1/4 the way to making it a VL Group A Skyline...
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21-04-2009, 01:46 AM | #23 | ||
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he`s a clever fellow carting car ramps on his boot like that
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21-04-2009, 07:53 AM | #25 | |||
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His NOS sticker lied to us....
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21-04-2009, 10:04 AM | #26 | ||
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Do you see - this is a work in progress. Scallop out the ends of the "wings", paint the rest of the car black, add a jet engine on the back and there you have it - a DYI batmobile.
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21-04-2009, 09:21 PM | #27 | |||
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20-05-2009, 11:34 PM | #28 | ||
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piece of crap rice should just scrap it and save their time
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23-05-2009, 08:49 AM | #29 | ||
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Doesn't beat this for sheer ingenuity in these troubled economic times.... :
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23-05-2009, 10:31 AM | #30 | ||
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Very funny. Reminds me of an early 90's Daihatsu Charade I saw parked in a suburban street in Sydney a year or so ago. The owner had decided his exhaust system was not up to scrtach so he rivetted a little plate with two little exhaust tips on it to the passenger rear doors just in front of the rear wheels. Come to think of it the "exhaust tips" looked like he'd cut the ends off a vacuum cleaner pipe and stuck it to the plate.The only thing that came to mind was WHY??
Actually in the same street there was also a Toyota Soarer I think, that had a Transformers autobot sticker on his fuel cap door. WHY?? I don't understand, does he think his car is a robot machine?? I guess I shouldn't be too critical I drove around with a no fear sticker on my vb commodore in the mid 90's. Very try hard!! |
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