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Old 26-08-2007, 12:06 AM   #1
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Default Oh god! You have got to see this -- Miss Teen South Carolina is a genius *VID*

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Sorry for the offtopic thread but this is too funny.





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Old 26-08-2007, 12:13 AM   #2
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Ya what? where did South Africa come from? effing hot though!
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Old 26-08-2007, 12:19 AM   #3
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Sorry for the offtopic thread but this is too funny.



What chance does she have when the President of her own country can't string a coherent sentence together either?

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Old 26-08-2007, 12:23 AM   #4
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Love the link, also love the image which will be used in future
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Old 26-08-2007, 12:26 AM   #5
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OMG that is pathetic...

As said above very hot, but South africa & Iraq where did that come from!
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Old 26-08-2007, 12:58 AM   #6
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lol @ some of the comments...

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Old 26-08-2007, 01:49 AM   #7
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What a crack up! What a dumb ....... Is it because she is blond or something else....
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Old 26-08-2007, 02:23 AM   #8
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I fell sorry for her! What the hell was that?

Crazy! And one fifth of yanks can't point to America on a map????
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Old 26-08-2007, 02:28 AM   #9
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Haaaa.....

Why am I not surprised....

Met a yank in a hostel in Sth Korea. Decided to go out for a bite in a local traditional restaurant. Insisted in a "Burger and fries" Because in the states all places sell "Burger and fries"......

What did he want to drink? A soda of course!.... Did he want me to explain the menu, or the food that was actually on offer? Of course not.

Did he have any interest in learning to say hello or thankyou in Korean. Hell No! It's THEM who should be speaking English.

I started to boil, told him that it was obvious that it was the first time he had left his country and that he should be ashamed of himself to decide to go travelling with such an attitude.....

He proved me wrong that he had actually been to another country. Canada.

I bit my tongue and walked out....

Again... why am I not surprised........
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Old 26-08-2007, 02:44 AM   #10
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She has just passed the first and main test in becoming a politician, with her elequent gobbledegook.
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Old 26-08-2007, 02:45 AM   #11
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Scary thing Is, I've seen Americans point to Australia on a map and proudly proclaim "THATS EYE-RACK!"
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Old 26-08-2007, 03:07 AM   #12
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She made more seance then Bush, Sorry couldn't go past that straight gorgeous face that was 100% in beleaf of what was coming out of her mouth. She almost got world peace in there:P..
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Old 26-08-2007, 08:43 AM   #13
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Old 26-08-2007, 08:48 AM   #14
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What a joke she came across like a real air head...
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Old 26-08-2007, 09:02 AM   #15
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But it's TRUE!!!

Check this shamozzle out ;) We Aussies all now live in North Korea...lmao

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPXZvbxJY8g
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Old 26-08-2007, 09:52 AM   #16
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Who cares? I don't need her to explain the theory of relativity while I'm nailing her :

Seriously though, it does not suprise me when you see what they look up to as a president :
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Old 26-08-2007, 10:06 AM   #17
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Old 26-08-2007, 10:19 AM   #18
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But it's TRUE!!!

Check this shamozzle out ;) We Aussies all now live in North Korea...lmao

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPXZvbxJY8g
mate... looks like we are in big trouble here..... dosnt matter who they want to blow up, they are coming to australia to do it... :togo:

i guess thats whats meant when its said that Australia is a multinational society. :
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Old 26-08-2007, 10:32 AM   #19
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mate... looks like we are in big trouble here..... dosnt matter who they want to blow up, they are coming to australia to do it... :togo:

i guess thats whats meant when its said that Australia is a multinational society. :
Are Americans stupid?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3X1K93ff5I

I rate this as CNNN's best work. And they are all biting like tomorrow too :
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Old 26-08-2007, 10:37 AM   #20
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But it's TRUE!!!

Check this shamozzle out ;) We Aussies all now live in North Korea...lmao

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPXZvbxJY8g
...and we're way bigger than Sth Korea too!!!! Let's invade them LOL!!

As for Miss Sth Carolina, knowing Americans, I won't be surprised if she still won the contest!

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Old 26-08-2007, 10:40 AM   #21
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Are Americans stupid?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3X1K93ff5I

I rate this as CNNN's best work. And they are all biting like tomorrow too :
Ahh yes, back in the days when they were funyy... Top video, I love it when he poses as Johhny Howard. Hehe, John Howard is my mate.
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Old 26-08-2007, 10:46 AM   #22
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hmmmmmmmmmmmm................thats scary.

thanks for the link.
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Old 26-08-2007, 10:58 AM   #23
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Wow! American's are dumb shits.
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Old 26-08-2007, 12:22 PM   #24
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"I think its because most US Americans don't have maps". Gold. :
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Old 26-08-2007, 01:01 PM   #25
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Meh... I don't think she is that dumb. The silly question blindsided her and I'd like to see half the people here do any better.
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Yeah LMFAO :

How hard could it be anyway? The American map of the world is the ocean with one country on it
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Old 26-08-2007, 02:06 PM   #27
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omg i havent laughed that much over material on the net for a long time! thanks!
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Old 26-08-2007, 02:08 PM   #28
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Meh... I don't think she is that dumb. The silly question blindsided her and I'd like to see half the people here do any better.
How the hell did that question blindsind her? It was very straightforward and easy to understand... her reply made absolutley no sense whatsoever.

A normal person's answer would be something like, "I believe our public education is inadequate in this country," or something along those lines... not a 30 sec ramble about absolutley nothing!
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Old 26-08-2007, 02:15 PM   #29
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I felt sorry for her. She froze like hell. She wanted to win the pageant...do you think saying, "Because our educational system sucks" is going to make her popular?

A better response may have been, "Because everybody is too busy scoffing down hamburgers to care about where we are. We need to lose weight and become stick insects like myself and my peers next to me."

I think pageants are nothing but eye candy for men. They ride sky high for a few hours (the winner) then by the next year, are EX-pageant winners. It's a hard world.

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OMFG what the hell was that..ROFLMAO..
question has nothing to do with Iraq and South Africa hahahahahahaha
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