Online lifespan test.

[The MaDDeSTMaN]

Ok, probably not even 5% accurate, but I still thought it was interesting.

http://www.okcupid.com/death (despite the URL, it is work safe and nothing to worry about, oddly enough I found it linked to on a Ford Escort forum...)

Originally Posted by Death Test

According to our research, you'll be dead by

July 2048
at age 70

- probable cause -

heart attack

YOU DIE: 70.2 years
AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years

As you can plainly see, you have no more health & vitality than the average man.

You have 15756.8 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 39% of your life.

70?!? We'll see. They say only the good die young, and I know I'm not good, so it could be right :evil_laug

[FRDGAL]

According to our research, you'll be dead by

June 2006
at age 33

- probable cause -

cancer

YOU DIE: 33.2 years
AVERAGE FEMALE LIFE SPAN: 77.1 years

As you can plainly see, you have less health & vitality than the average woman.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 365.2 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 97% of your life.

:

[MrQuan]

I will die August 2059 at age 76

- probable cause -
cancer

YOU DIE: 75.8 years
AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years

"As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man."

Interesting...

[MrQuan]

Originally Posted by Fairmont_Krissy

You have 365.2 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 97% of your life.

Holy Sh!t!! : Thats... kinda bad news eh?!

These online thingies, take it as a grain of salt e

[The MaDDeSTMaN]

Originally Posted by Fairmont_Krissy

You have 365.2 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 97% of your life.

:

: indeed!

Lets all hope it's wrong!

[The MaDDeSTMaN]

Originally Posted by MrQuan

These online thingies, take it as a grain of salt e

Well said. It's not to be taken seriously, just a bit of fun.

[free-energy64]

I'm not happy with my results as it says die at 78, too long to wait! I don't want to be an increpid old man.

[EA2BA]

I plan to be 100 anyway, so this online thing is clearly wrong

According to our research, you'll be dead by

August 2052
at age 81

- probable cause -

heart attack

YOU DIE: 81.4 years

AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years

As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 17233.7 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 42% of your life.

[Pilch]

Live till 82.0 years, probable cause cancer. Is that the best age here so far?

Well, 2048. 88 years old for me and old age. But I could get hit by a bus tomorrow, so who knows.

some of the questions were weird!

[347Stroker]

Guess I better not hold in any more farts.... :hihi:

[Venomous]

According to our research, you'll be dead by
February 2064
at age 76

- probable cause -

cancer


YOU DIE: 76.4 years
AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years
As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 21434.6 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 23% of your life.

[DivHunter]

According to our research, you'll be dead by

July 2068
at age 85


- probable cause -


heart attack


YOU DIE: 84.8 years
AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years


As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.

maybe they should have asked how many car accidents I have been in

[bindi]

Jesus, Krissy that's just plain wrong mate. Don't fret about it.

EDIT: I wanted to point out that I had put down that my grandfather died of cancer... but this online test does not take into account that he died of cancer caused by mustard gas inhalation in the war now does it. So it automatically assumes I'll die of it too. I reckon the only way I will is if I inhale the mustard gas too!

I for one believe a woman who once read my palm over this website. She said I would live till I was 96, so I drive like I'm invincible

It reckons I'll die in 2047 at age 76, of cancer.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% overdose
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

Charming!

[XRchic]

Apparently I will live to age 88 and die in November 2059, of old age.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% old age
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 19899.1 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 38% of your life.

[MrQuan]

Originally Posted by bindi

I for one believe a woman who once read my palm over this website. She said I would live till I was 96, so I drive like I'm invincible

Now that's interesting! Did you put you hand on a flatbed scanner?

[bindi]

Originally Posted by MrQuan

Now that's interesting! Did you put you hand on a flatbed scanner?

Oh god, once I reread what I typed I realise my mistake. I meant that I believed the woman who read my palms... NOT THE ONLINE LIFESPAN WEBSITE.

When I was about 13 we had a school fair. And my social science teacher, an Indian woman who wore the most amazingly beautiful jewellery and saris was the palmreader for the day. She was very knowledgable - she knew her stuff. So when she told me 96, it's the age I've had in my head since then.

[Shonky]

YOU DIE: January 2067

AGE: 80

PROB. CAUSE: Heart Attack.

I have 22500.5 days left on earth

I have already lived 23% of my life

Meh... I can live with that. Ahh. ummmmm. Pun not intended...

BTW the average lifespan for the AUSTRALIAN male is 74.4...

[PULLY6]

According to our research, you'll be dead by
October 2008
at age 22

- probable cause -
car accident

YOU DIE: 22.4 years
AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years

As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.

WHY YOU DIE?
52% wounds
39% car accident
13% heart attack
5% drowning of the lungs
2% overdose

[MrQuan]

Originally Posted by bindi

So when she told me 96, it's the age I've had in my head since then.

Oh I see... 69 always comes to my mind...? :

[Marlin_Girl]

According to our research, you'll be dead by

October 2068
at age 83
- probable cause -
heart attack

YOU DIE: 82.8 years
AVERAGE FEMALE LIFE SPAN: 77.1 years

As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average woman.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

You have 23150.8 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 23% of your life.


mmm charming.. i don't really wanna be so old that im in a nursing home and losing control of my bowels regularly though !

[PULLY6]

Originally Posted by Marlin_Girl

As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average woman.

Good to see

Originally Posted by Marlin_Girl

mmm charming.. i don't really wanna be so old that im in a nursing home and losing control of my bowels regularly though !

lol, second that in a big way! though, by the looks of things I dont have to worry about that :P

[FordGirl]

I'll die at 76..

WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

I thought for sure it'd have said cancer! woo go heart attack.

I don't wanna grow old!

[FRDGAL]

Originally Posted by The MaDDeSTMaN

Well said. It's not to be taken seriously, just a bit of fun.

Yer I know but come June 2006, if I suddenly stop posting you'll know why LOL :nutsycuck

[Danny]

The year 2067
at age 82

- probable cause -

heart attack

YOU DIE: 81.4 years

AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years

As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.

WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds

82 aint bad.....

[MITCHAY]

Mine said 70 probably by heart attack. Dammit thats too long. I dont wanna live till im 70 thats too old.

[johnydep]

Age 83 - probable cause - heart attack

Hope I'm in as good nik as my grandfather is, he is 84 and very healthy

[XWGT]

78.8

I demand a recount. Need at least 90 to do even half the things I want to do before I clock out.....

[XRchic]

Originally Posted by XWGT

78.8

I demand a recount. Need at least 90 to do even half the things I want to do before I clock out.....

I dont think ANYONE has made it to 90 yet... Hmmmm.... someone has to live to 100 on here!

[TIRED6]

According to our research, you'll be dead by

November 2061
at age 74


- probable cause -


cancer

(although no-one in my family has ever had cancer)

YOU DIE: 74.0 years


AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years


As you can plainly see, you have no more health & vitality than the average man.


You have 20624.4 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 24% of your life.

Bugger. I'm only 17 and @24%. That sucks.