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Old 25-06-2005, 05:27 PM   #1
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Default good comebacks

Im a good blue blooded ford fan, and would like to see some good comebacks to the usuall:
"Holdens r better"
"Look who won bathurst"
"holdens are faster.... etc

jus looken for some good comebacks coz i got some mates who barrack for the wrong team
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Old 25-06-2005, 05:30 PM   #2
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you havent met minge, hes a blue blood, 23 stone and would like to introduce him to his G string!
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Old 25-06-2005, 05:33 PM   #3
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Ya mum!

Ignoring them is the best idea, they are idiots if they can't see there are good cars on both sides of the fence.
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Old 25-06-2005, 05:35 PM   #4
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"Look who won bathurst"

one race dont make a season !!!
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Old 25-06-2005, 05:40 PM   #5
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yeah i also seem to notice that they dont seem to notice that there is more to the championship than bathurst lol, there just dub and dont know anything about cars.
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Old 25-06-2005, 05:40 PM   #6
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Old 25-06-2005, 11:27 PM   #7
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Old 25-06-2005, 11:40 PM   #8
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Well, considering every Holden runs a Ford 9" diff and front suspension.. I cant see too many Holdens winning bathurst without a fair bit of Ford in them.

Lets not even go into their cyl head desing now either...ahem..redesigned to be more like Ford..ahem
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Old 25-06-2005, 11:42 PM   #9
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you havent met minge, hes a blue blood, 23 stone and would like to introduce him to his G string!
I feel ill now :evil_laug
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Old 25-06-2005, 11:45 PM   #10
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...... and your point is?
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Old 26-06-2005, 02:29 AM   #11
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Don't forget, that at Last Bathurst, Herpes Simplex Virus did win. however, there were 9 Fords in the top 10. Or was that 8?? I can't remember. Anywho, tell ya mate's that you v6 falcon will beat there's any day. Remember, if you let them know it is a I6, they might start to get curious about it, let them think they are better, cause we don't wan idiots owning Fords. What am I on about??? Sorry, I'm tired.
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Old 26-06-2005, 03:10 AM   #12
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you havent met minge, hes a blue blood, 23 stone and would like to introduce him to his G string!
Is that the same one used to assult the Golden Muffler Alarm Clock Owner?
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Old 26-06-2005, 06:37 PM   #13
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Is that the same one used to assult the Golden Muffler Alarm Clock Owner?
Can't be, I'm still alive and thankfully haven't met his G String (tm) ye.

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Old 26-06-2005, 06:56 PM   #14
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Skaife won 6 of the 13 rounds once and still didnt win the championship. There is big points at Bathurst isnt there? Plus its the hardest to win IMO thats why there is so much talk about it.
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Old 26-06-2005, 06:59 PM   #15
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IMO my best come back would have to be "F^%k Off!!!!"
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Old 26-06-2005, 07:15 PM   #16
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I find the best one is to get them to lift the hood then fall about laughing!

Waving bye-bye as the tiny image dissapears in the rear view mirror is good too!

The ones with the most to say are generaly the ones with the most to prove. Witty comebacks will generally sail right past these types... :

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Old 26-06-2005, 07:45 PM   #17
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Just wave and smile as you drive past when their Commo's break down.. priceless
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Old 26-06-2005, 07:52 PM   #18
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Comeback No 1- HOLDEN, The only thing your hold'en in you COCK!!!!
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Old 26-06-2005, 08:27 PM   #19
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Old 26-06-2005, 09:45 PM   #20
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Zedjay I was going to say the exacy same term. Oh well.

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Old 27-06-2005, 09:10 AM   #21
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Old 27-06-2005, 10:09 AM   #22
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they always use
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and then i say "well at least ford dont have a big pussy on the logo" :
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Old 27-06-2005, 11:09 AM   #23
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How about...
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Old 27-06-2005, 11:23 AM   #24
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Found what I was Looking for...

Holden:
Hope Our Luck Doesn't End Now
Holes Oil Leaks Dents Engine Noise
Heaps Of Loud Distorted Engine Noises
Hey Our Lads Don't Engineer Nuthin
Heaps Of Losers Drive Em Now
Highly Stolen Vehicle
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Old 27-06-2005, 11:26 AM   #25
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I had a ******** in a proton something-or-other try to line up against my old XF (with had extensive engine mods) and after i smoked him we stopped at set of lights, commenting on the S badge on the side of my car, he said "whats the s for... slow". I just said, "nah mate, it stands for just kicked your asssssssss". Funnily enough he didn't even try at the lights after that...
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Old 27-06-2005, 12:56 PM   #26
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Im a good blue blooded ford fan, and would like to see some good comebacks to the usuall:
"Holdens r better"
"Look who won bathurst"
"holdens are faster.... etc

jus looken for some good comebacks coz i got some mates who barrack for the wrong team

"Holdens are better"
Retort: "Yeah they are heaps better, and they use less fuel too. <Pause> Must be all the time they spend getting towed."

"Look who won Bathurst."
Retort: "Was it Skaife in a Skyline again? I thougth we got rid of him!"

"Holdens are faster"
Retort: "Ofcourse they are, what with all the rust their power to weight is always superior! And improves every time it rains!"
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Old 27-06-2005, 01:21 PM   #27
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Why do they have rear window heaters on Commodores??

To keep your hands warm whilst pushing them..
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You know what they say about Commodores??

Try and try as hard as you like, you just cant polish a turd!!!!
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(insert One sided Holden comment here).............

Seriously...I am glad that ford are having some success on the track as an avid race fan, it was getting so boring watching that BIG RED car win all the time. I dont really mind who wins as long as its good hard racing, although I will say this year it appears someone has put a rather large amount of air inside Ambrose's head. I think he should pull his head in a bit and actually show some respect to Skaife.....


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Found what I was Looking for...

Holden:
Hope Our Luck Doesn't End Now
Holes Oil Leaks Dents Engine Noise
Heaps Of Loud Distorted Engine Noises
Hey Our Lads Don't Engineer Nuthin
Heaps Of Losers Drive Em Now
Highly Stolen Vehicle
Add this: TORANA

T ons
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R ust
A nd
N o
A cceleration!
Usually makes the fans of older Holdens have kittens.... :evil_laug
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