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Old 21-01-2005, 08:09 PM   #1
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Default Virtual Barmaid- 5 Cougars thanks!
Come across a funny site, similar to that guy in the chicken suit one that did anything you asked it too. Pretty funny stuff!

http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm

Try commands such as

get naked (lol...funny but no nudey)

turn into man

get a beer

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Old 21-01-2005, 08:13 PM   #2
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Old 21-01-2005, 08:14 PM   #3
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Old 21-01-2005, 08:16 PM   #4
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Old 21-01-2005, 08:19 PM   #5
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Old 21-01-2005, 08:20 PM   #6
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Old 21-01-2005, 08:24 PM   #7
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Old 21-01-2005, 08:24 PM   #8
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Old 21-01-2005, 08:26 PM   #9
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Old 21-01-2005, 08:27 PM   #10
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Old 21-01-2005, 08:34 PM   #12
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Old 21-01-2005, 08:40 PM   #13
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Old 21-01-2005, 08:44 PM   #14
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Old 21-01-2005, 08:53 PM   #15
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Old 21-01-2005, 09:29 PM   #18
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she won't die either :(

EDIT: she won't goatse or tubgirl either :(
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Old 22-01-2005, 01:47 AM   #20
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Old 22-01-2005, 03:51 AM   #21
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Old 22-01-2005, 07:22 AM   #22
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Old 22-01-2005, 05:27 PM   #23
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Old 22-01-2005, 05:34 PM   #24
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Old 22-01-2005, 05:51 PM   #25
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Old 22-01-2005, 06:00 PM   #26
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Old 22-01-2005, 06:30 PM   #27
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i've gone through every one of these commands.. damn shes hot... too bad she wont take it all off though not fair!
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Old 22-01-2005, 08:28 PM   #29
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She wont do doggy either
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Old 23-01-2005, 06:28 PM   #30
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