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22-09-2005, 01:46 PM
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Bolt Nerd
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Ojochal, Costa Rica (Pura Vida!)
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True Tassie Humour
A young man graduated from University of Tasmania with a degree in journalism. His first assignment for the newspaper who hired him was to write a human interest story. Being from Tassie, he went back to the bush to do his research. He went to an old farmer's house way back in the hills, introduced himself to the farmer, and proceeded to explain to him why he was there. The young man asked, "Has anything ever happened around here that made you happy?" The farmer thought for a minute and said, "Yep! One time one of my neighbour's sheep got lost. We formed a search party and found it. We all rooted it and took it back home." I can't print that!" the young man exclaimed. "Can you think of anything else that happened that made you or a lot of other people happy?" After another moment, the farmer said, "Yeah, one time my neighbour's daughter, a good looking girl, got lost. We formed a big search party that time and found her. After we all rooted her, we took her back home too." Again, the young man said "I can't print that either. Has anything ever happened around here that made you sad?" The old farmer dropped his head, looked up timidly at the young man and said, "I got lost once."
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22-09-2005, 01:48 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Where the Pirates are.
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Hahahahahahahahahhaah Take that you two-heads :P
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22-09-2005, 03:04 PM
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Regular Member
Join Date: Jan 2005
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oi everyone knows ppl from sa ae more inbred :P
oh well glad i do med here and not journalism Funny story though from a friend who was working in the hospital, a bloke who works on a farm came in and said that when he rode on his tractor he wouldnt wear underwear and use to plug up his urethra with blue tack. But this time he had forgot and had got wheat stuck up his urethra. And basically my mate had to figure out how to get it out. Weird huh. Why wouldnt u just wear underwear?! :| |
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22-09-2005, 03:22 PM
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Bolt Nerd
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22-09-2005, 03:24 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
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LOL charlie... good one!
At least here in SA we have grasped the concept of spelling and grammer :togo:
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22-09-2005, 03:50 PM
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XR8 v Lee. love you Lee
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Bathurst nsw
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is it true you have to wind ya watch back 20 years when going to tassie
!!!i dont wanna get lost !!!
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22-09-2005, 03:53 PM
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my one day build...
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Adelaide
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heard it before, but a good one. makes me laugh every time
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22-09-2005, 03:56 PM
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Redhead extraordinaire...
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Blue Mountains, NSW
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 :I heard that one a few weeks ago and I kept meaning to type it out and send it in... it's a corker 
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22-09-2005, 03:57 PM
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RockGod
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Central QLD
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That is off one of the Kevin Bloody Wilson albums.. he does that same thing, i just can't remember the place name he uses...
But still its a good laugh.. |
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22-09-2005, 07:19 PM
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Beware of mood swings!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Western 'burbs, put your bullet proof vests on!
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LOL!
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22-09-2005, 09:30 PM
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Excessive Fuel Ingestion
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Central Queensland Coast
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Hehe, not a joke but funny nonetheless.
We'd just landed at the Devonport airport and had been picked up by a company representative. We stopped at the first major intersection, just as a semi-trailer went past at a great rate of knots. I remarked to my friend that the truckie was going to fall off the edge of Tasmania if he didn't slow down. It didn't go down too well with our new Tasmanian collegue!! Our visit was quite good, and the place is really worth a look, some spectacular scenery........ Ed
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Thurs funny (bit rude)
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