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Old 14-11-2005, 08:18 PM   #1
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If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race...you're a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework...you're a poofter.

If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.

If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing lazy *****.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation.

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off your lazy **** and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her...that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment.

If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.

If you cry............you're a wimp. If you don't....................you're an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her.........you're a chauvinist.

If she makes a decision without consulting you......she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy.......that's domination.

If she asks you.........it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear......you're a pervert. If you don't..............you're gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape..............you're sexist. If you don't.................you're unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain.

If you don't................you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers.............you're after something.

If you don't....................you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements........you're full of .

If you're not .you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache............she's tired. If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often.........you're oversexed. If you don't................there must be someone else.



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Old 14-11-2005, 08:21 PM   #2
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ahaha nice :P
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Old 14-11-2005, 08:22 PM   #3
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gee that is so true......i love it.....i have had a bad year as far as women go and i have to say that is spot on.....
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Old 14-11-2005, 11:13 PM   #4
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Yes, I can totally relate to these! :evil_laug :evil_laug :evil_laug

Here's a quickie:


Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?". The guy said, "No."

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook and farted whenever she wanted.

The end.
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Old 15-11-2005, 04:20 AM   #5
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Yes, I can totally relate to these! :evil_laug :evil_laug :evil_laug


And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook and farted whenever she wanted.
.........................and then she got the visa card account summary and decided she did need a man after all :evil_laug
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Old 15-11-2005, 10:41 AM   #6
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lol yeah that needing a man to light the fire and serach for driftwood
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Old 15-11-2005, 10:54 AM   #7
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Yes, I can totally relate to these! :evil_laug :evil_laug :evil_laug

Here's a quickie:


Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?". The guy said, "No."

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook and farted whenever she wanted.

The end.

She died of starvation?
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Old 15-11-2005, 10:59 AM   #8
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Old 15-11-2005, 11:16 AM   #9
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Nice one Nick. Heh heh heh.
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Old 15-11-2005, 01:31 PM   #10
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Why do men die first ?
Because they want too !!!!
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Old 15-11-2005, 01:36 PM   #11
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its called battle fatigue
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