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Old 29-11-2005, 05:57 PM   #1
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Talking joke

heres a joke my tafe teacher told us today. its a bit long though
a little boy comes home from school and says to his dad, "dad we learnt these new words at school today and im not sure exactly what they mean?"
"what are the words?" dad says.
"they are potentially and reality" the boys says to dad.
"well son what we'll do is put them in a sentence so you mite understand better so go and ask your mum if she'd sleep with the postman for one million dollars" so the boy goes and asks his mother then comes back and tells dad that she says yes she would.
Dad then tells him to go ask his sister if she'd sleep with the man that owns the corner store down the road for one million dollars. Once again the boys goes and asks and gets the same answer, yes she would.
Dad then says to his son to go ask his brother if he would sleep with the ice cream man for one million dollars. The boy goes and asks his brother and yet again receives the same answer.
The father then says to his son "well son we potentially have three millionaires in the family but in reality we have two sluts and a poofta!"

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Old 29-11-2005, 06:03 PM   #2
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HAHAHA! Nice...
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Old 29-11-2005, 06:05 PM   #3
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ROFL. Thats hilarious.
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Old 29-11-2005, 10:19 PM   #4
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hahaha so true, but the question is would YOU sleep with someone like that for $1000000?
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