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Old 18-02-2005, 07:50 PM   #1
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Default Funny ebay item

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=7135441836

It's a bit long but it's worth it.
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Old 18-02-2005, 08:12 PM   #2
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So, just to clarify... there's no primer, right?
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Old 18-02-2005, 08:25 PM   #3
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is there any powder? i just want to clarify that......LMAO
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Old 18-02-2005, 08:31 PM   #4
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That guy has way too much time on his hands..........
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Old 18-02-2005, 08:34 PM   #5
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That guy has way too much time on his hands..........
that he does.. what a ****en ****er
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Old 18-02-2005, 08:50 PM   #6
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hahahaha agreed, cant wait to see the reply back from ebay...if there is one
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Old 18-02-2005, 08:58 PM   #7
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check out the questions make sure you click on more as ther is um MORE
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Old 18-02-2005, 09:45 PM   #8
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hehehe, he certainly has all bases covered!
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Old 18-02-2005, 09:55 PM   #9
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What a clown! Look at some of the replies to the questions.
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Old 19-02-2005, 12:26 AM   #10
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lol, took a while to read, and i dont think he mentioned that my eyes may get sore while reading his disclaimer in a dark room, so i think ill complain about that :
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Old 19-02-2005, 02:19 AM   #11
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LOL, friggen funny as... no washing powder, no baby powder.... LOL
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Old 19-02-2005, 03:17 AM   #12
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I will have an outburst of negative feedback in your general direction if you aggravate me by ignoring this term.
That's the best part..
Gotta love ebay.
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Old 19-02-2005, 11:02 AM   #13
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"Q: If I win this item, may I dangle them from my hat while prancing the stage with a can of Fosters singing a ribald song about dead philosophers?
A: Only if your name is Bruce."

BWA HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Old 19-02-2005, 11:29 AM   #14
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No-one has asked do they "contain traces of nuts" or "milk products".
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Old 19-02-2005, 11:51 AM   #15
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No-one has asked do they "contain traces of nuts" or "milk products".

Q: Does this conatain any peanuts? The disclaimer made no mention of this. Answered on Feb-17-05
A: No, but I can include them if you are the winning bidder.



Q: Does this brass contain peanut products or has it potentially come into contact with peanut products? Your disclaimer didn't mention this. Hang in there! PS: This email is unprimed, however I do have a box of primers in the next room so it may be contaminated with primers. Answered on Feb-17-05
A: Ebay are the only peanuts to be feared in this auction.

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Old 19-02-2005, 12:49 PM   #16
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This bloke should write a book on "how to deal with ebay dummies"!
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Old 19-02-2005, 04:24 PM   #17
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LMAO Good read!
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Old 19-02-2005, 08:30 PM   #18
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This guy has missed his calling.
Study Law and become a solicitor.
They do say the pen is mighter than the sword.
in this case the keyboard is and kudos to the guy for standing up for something he was/is sure of with backing eveidence and the abilty to do it without resorting to name calling and swearing.
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