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Old 21-02-2005, 07:18 PM   #1
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Old 21-02-2005, 07:20 PM   #2
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HAHAHAHA Classic
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Old 21-02-2005, 07:20 PM   #3
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wtf hahahaha rev welcome to the forums mate!!
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Old 21-02-2005, 07:34 PM   #4
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ROFL!!

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Old 21-02-2005, 08:09 PM   #5
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Old 21-02-2005, 08:14 PM   #6
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hahahaha oh thats gold. Nice one rev.
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Old 21-02-2005, 08:28 PM   #7
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WTF we/you australians got :
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Old 21-02-2005, 08:35 PM   #8
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i thought this one was funny...
i don't watch star trek but hehe...

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Old 21-02-2005, 08:50 PM   #9
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Funny indeed .
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Old 21-02-2005, 08:52 PM   #10
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hahaha nice.
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Old 21-02-2005, 09:48 PM   #11
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ROFL @ the entire http://bash.org/?top

Thank you, rev. I am no longer b0r3d... hehehehe
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Old 21-02-2005, 09:53 PM   #12
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That was the best one ever.
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Old 21-02-2005, 10:01 PM   #14
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Thank you, rev. I am no longer b0r3d... hehehehe
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Old 21-02-2005, 10:48 PM   #15
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Some Telstra customers will relate to this i bet

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Old 21-02-2005, 11:10 PM   #16
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nothing beats http://bash.org/?196258
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Old 21-02-2005, 11:15 PM   #17
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hahahahaha good one selekta

OMG this one is pretty funny
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Old 21-02-2005, 11:30 PM   #18
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<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
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Old 21-02-2005, 11:31 PM   #19
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my favourite is the one about being in a public toilet, and the guy talking..

dont wanna give to much away until i find the link lol
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Old 21-02-2005, 11:36 PM   #20
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Old 22-02-2005, 12:16 AM   #21
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Old 22-02-2005, 01:32 AM   #22
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this one really tickled my fancy


JHawk111420) Hey whats up, a/s/l?
(Lady Renegade) more than you want, I'm sure
(JHawk111420) ill take that as a challenge ;-)
(Lady Renegade) take it any way you want sweetie
(JHawk111420) k, how old are ya?
(Lady Renegade) probably too old for you, but let's pretend I'm 20 ;)
(JHawk111420) k, what do ya look like?
(Lady Renegade) before or after I'm dressed up?
(JHawk111420) both :-D
(Lady Renegade) well......after I'm dressed up, I have long sexy red hair, nails painted red to match the slinky dress I have on, stiletto heels, pouty lips, green eyes, boobs out to here, and a smile that stops
traffic
(JHawk111420) and before your dressed up?
(Lady Renegade) before I'm dressed up, I'm bald and wearing boxers...sometimes my weenie is peeking out
(Lady Renegade) hello?
(Lady Renegade) hello?
(Lady Renegade) hello ....
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Old 22-02-2005, 10:32 AM   #23
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#23601 +(6193)- [X]

<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?

#330261 +(4898)- [X]

<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind

#171987 +(4876)- [X]

<Th3No0b> Im going to be the next hitler
<Th3No0b> Im going to kill all the jews and 1 clown
<RageAgainsttheAmish> why the clown
<Th3No0b> See? no one cares about the jews
<RageAgainsttheAmish> lmao


LOL! Some funny ones - I love the beach one :P
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Old 22-02-2005, 11:01 AM   #24
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Old 22-02-2005, 11:06 AM   #25
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<TheXPhial> vaccuums
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<TheXPhial> black holes
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<TheXPhial> lava?
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Old 22-02-2005, 11:51 AM   #26
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<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE **** UP
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<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
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Old 23-04-2006, 11:41 AM   #29
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