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16-03-2006, 03:54 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Melbourne
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Here's a guy that got caught on camera trying to scan his a##cheeks on the printer but ends up falling into the machine...Haha.
Would've hurt to have glass in your a** though. Click Here |
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16-03-2006, 07:59 AM
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Just slidin'
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Brisvegas
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I fell through a plate glass window while drunk, and ended up with seven stitches about where your back left pocket is. I also had big scratches up my spine and across my kidney region.
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16-03-2006, 01:17 PM
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I see you....
Join Date: Dec 2005
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I read somewhere that copier manufacturers put thick toughened glass on their machines now for excatly this reason - to stop drunk d*ckheads photocopying their ***** and busting it.
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16-03-2006, 01:25 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2004
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GOLD GOLD and Gold.
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16-03-2006, 01:29 PM
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Bad Music and Litre Bikes
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Westmeadows
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lol.. how the ИИИИ would you explain that?!
i dont think you would :P just waddle the hell out of there
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16-03-2006, 01:29 PM
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GT
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: SYDNEY
Posts: 9,205
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ouuuuuccchhhhh i felt that.
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16-03-2006, 01:32 PM
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Windsor Man!
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Not under the bonnet!
Posts: 2,048
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Hhahahhahhahaah
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16-03-2006, 02:31 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Brisbane
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Lol what a tard
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16-03-2006, 02:33 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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What a pain in the ***
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16-03-2006, 03:17 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Adelaide
Posts: 1,569
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Seen that before but forgot all about it.
Absolute idiot & serves him right. HAaaaaaaahahaha. |
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16-03-2006, 03:19 PM
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Official AFF conservative
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Adelaide, SA
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Owwwwwwwccch
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16-03-2006, 04:23 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 1,861
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bwhahahahahah thats too funny!
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16-03-2006, 04:25 PM
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Poppa
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 99
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HAHAHA That's great...
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16-03-2006, 04:40 PM
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ZX-6R & Falcon pilot
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Where there's no water restrictions
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i wish they'd shown the rest of the tape.
i wanna see how he pulls his fat carcase out of there before anyone comes in.
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16-03-2006, 04:42 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Northside Brisbane
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has any one done it before lol?
i rememeber doing it when i was in primary school when we got our first photocopier |
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16-03-2006, 05:09 PM
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Lucifer's Angel
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Sydney
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Something like 18% of photocopier faults are caused by people doing exactly that...
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16-03-2006, 05:25 PM
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CRAZY ABOUT FORDS
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: MIAMI,FLORIDA
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He Will Have A Hard Time Sitting That's For Sure.
What A Numbnut!!! |
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16-03-2006, 05:27 PM
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XRR83D
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Central Coast, NSW
Posts: 1,171
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love it!
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16-03-2006, 10:01 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Near Canberra
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Many years ago I used to fix copiers for a living, we used to look after some Govt Organisations one of them being the Dept of corrections. It was not an uncommon event to have to replace the glass as female inmates used to send photocopies of their bits home to their spouses.
We used to clean the glass with alcohol prior to servicing the machine..... Regards, Tote
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17-03-2006, 02:48 AM
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FTF Club Moderator
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Driving my Tickford T3 Wagon in Sydney
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How do you explain that one. The paper did it. That was Gold!!!
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17-03-2006, 09:18 AM
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Regular Member
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Victoria
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What an absolute tosser!!
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17-03-2006, 09:21 AM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Melb north
Posts: 12,025
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Note to self DONT PHOTOCOPY ***!!!!!!
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17-03-2006, 09:36 AM
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Slide Baby Slide
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: SA - The Drift State
Posts: 2,662
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A mate of mine almost died falling thru a window. It cut his arm near that wrist arear if ya know what i mean.
But this is guy is just stupid, which makes it even funnier!
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Guy trying to scan his a**cheeks but.....
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