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17-04-2006, 02:14 PM
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A Bloke
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Far North Queensland, Australia
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I hope this isnt a repost, I couldnt find anything. Funny as hell
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: NEWCASTLE. One hand on wheel, middle finger out window: ALBURY. One hand on wheel, middle finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic, gun in lap: BRISBANE. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on Accelerator: CANBERRA. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator: MELBOURNE. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: ADELAIDEor PERTH, but driving in SYDNEY. One hand on 12 oz. double shot latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: SYDNEY. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing a KFC box or empty VB cans out the window: ALICE SPRINGS Four-wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, middle finger out window, beer cans on floor, feral pigs hanging from pickup truck: DARWIN Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 50 km per hour on the billion dollar Pacific Highwayin the left lane, with the left blinker on: GOLD COAST. One hand on the wheel, the other on his sister: HOBART.
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17-04-2006, 02:17 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: North Brisbane
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It should say the RIGHT lane with the left blinker on...  :very good though 
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17-04-2006, 02:20 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Where the Pirates are.
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17-04-2006, 03:01 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Alice Springs
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[QUOTE=EF, What else?]I hope this isnt a repost, I couldnt find anything. Funny as hell
One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing a KFC box or empty VB cans out the window: ALICE SPRINGS Got it dead right, but you forgot the 8 kids on the back seat with no seat belts!!!! |
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17-04-2006, 03:05 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: on the loud pedal! Brisbane
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17-04-2006, 05:37 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
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17-04-2006, 08:27 PM
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Well hello Mr Fancypants
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Perth
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hahaha...you forgot
Head up ar5e paying no attention at all to rear view mirrors and refusing to let anyone overtake - PERTH |
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17-04-2006, 08:31 PM
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17-04-2006, 11:30 PM
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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18-04-2006, 03:12 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Perth WA
Posts: 502
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Hahaha you live up my way too...
Very true though...ИИИ yuppies in the swan valley give me the shts. |
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18-04-2006, 04:27 PM
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Dirty ute club member
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Playing silly buggers in the gravel
Posts: 580
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That why you stay up the hill boys!
We know what were doin. You just gotta watch out for us hill billies in our bashers and motorbikes. And the horses, and dogs, and roos, and cows, and the odd deer and emu. Drivers are alright. Whoever wrote that didnt really put much effort into it. They just changed the American city names with Australian ones pretty much. But it was alright anyway. |
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18-04-2006, 04:40 PM
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Official AFF conservative
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Adelaide, SA
Posts: 3,549
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Lol, that's gold!!
One hand on wheel, one hand out window, doing 70 in a 60 zone but 90 in a 100 (in the right lane) and refusing to let traffic in when its busy - ADELAIDE.
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19-04-2006, 07:28 PM
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What's green is gold
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Shepparton
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One hand on steering wheel, other resting on window, in an old navara doing 80 in the 100 zone, and 80 through the 60 on the same road- shepparton
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19-04-2006, 09:27 PM
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IT JUST GET'S BETTER
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Rum City
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Actually I think they all apply to Sydney - From West to East South to North
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